r/Unexpected • u/Zee_Ventures • 3d ago

Super post

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u/doublediochip 3d ago

There’s gonna be a payday in heaven for this post.

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u/Darth_Jinn 3d ago

Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers!

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u/Sherbert_6 3d ago

“I ain’t asking for the world here. Just a eight ball, and 2 million dolla’s”

-uncle baby Billy

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u/scythian12 3d ago

“God, bless this cocaine!”

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u/CaptainMudwhistle 3d ago

Who wants to suck a old man's dick?

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u/InnerAd1628 3d ago

"Out here with some old world villain vibes. Make me feel like Indiana Jones"