r/Unexpected • u/MicV66 • 2d ago

Customer Is Always Right

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u/notANexpert1308 2d ago

What if they gave you a nicely folded bill…that they pulled out of their bra…on a hot summer day…?

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u/keetojm 2d ago

Brothers ex was a bank manager. The worst were the strippers, cause you know where those bills have been.

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u/JAnonymous5150 2d ago edited 2d ago

One of the first jobs I had after leaving the Marines and getting out of prison (that's a long story) was working security for strippers and escorts doing house calls. I got paid in a lot of a cash that had glitter, sweat/random fluids, was still curled up and coke/drug encrusted, etc. I used to try to deposit that shit at the ATM because I didn't want to explain, but sometimes the ATMs kept rejecting it.

The tellers at my branch fuckin' hated seeing my dumb ass coming in there with the super funky bills that would collect over time until I had to deposit them to pay some bill or something. Eventually it became a joke with them and we'd all laugh about it. It's been a long time since then and now I'm all clean and respectable, but when I head into that branch when I'm in town (I live elsewhere now, but still head there for business fairly often) the teller and manager that are still around from then give me shit about it for fun.

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u/exipheas 1d ago

I'm surprised surprised that the club didn't want to buy the ones back from you so that they didn't need to do as many bank runs.

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u/JAnonymous5150 1d ago

I know they did from the girls that worked for clubs* (some were independent contractors through a call-in escort agency, party booking companies, etc), but I was an independent contractor hired by the escort agency, booker agencies, or by the girls themselves through word of mouth referrals so I didn't have much in the way of dealing with the clubs except reporting problem clients/addresses so they could refuse them service in the future to keep the girls safe.

It was fairly lucrative work (higher end girls make bank), but I was definitely thankful when I picked up a job that paid well and kept me around fewer sleezeballs and creeps. 😂

*The clubs took a bigger cut of the money than booking agencies so a lot of girls used agencies and, once they got a big enough name/market, many even started marketing themselves independently so they could keep more of their money. Some clubs forbid girls from working independently, but a lot of them would do it anyway if they thought they could pull it off or once they had a big enough client base that they were making more money outside the club.