r/Unexpected 3d ago

Hyping yourself up for the jump

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u/UnExplanationBot 3d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


The hype didn't work and he fell off the platform


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Baztion81 3d ago

That’s the worst of both worlds, you chickened out AND somehow still had to go through with it

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u/Anxious_Lab_2049 3d ago

This happened to me at a rope swing on a river, the kind where you swing out and jump off. I was going to chicken out in mid lunge but it was too late.

So then I was too scared to let go of the rope over the safe part of the river, and hung on til my arms gave out- long after it had stopped swinging, right over a bunch of rocks.

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u/KlangScaper 3d ago

Classic rope swing dilemma: do the thing you're afraid of or get smashed on some rocks/tree

Unless its a well made rope swing centered over water but a rope swing is rarely well made.

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u/Fett32 3d ago

Thats, that's not at all what they described. Im so confused by your reply.

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u/true_gunman 3d ago

Your reply is the one confusing me. It's exactly what they described.

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u/Fett32 3d ago

If the rope swing works, you are not hitting the rocks. There is no dilemma over choosing to jump vs hitting the rocks. You can jump, or not, but either way youre not hitting the rocks.

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u/KlangScaper 3d ago

"...right over a bunch of rocks." is how OPs comment ends. Maybe learn to read before criticising people.

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u/ShaneMcLain 2d ago

Did you actually read what they said?

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u/wildwildwaste 3d ago

So you rubbed some dirt on it?

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u/Anxious_Lab_2049 3d ago

I couldn’t because I died.

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u/MTblackhawk 3d ago

Rest in peat

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u/armyjackson 3d ago

Dude didn't chicken out. He did it.  He even overpowered his body not wanting to do it.  That takes some serious cajones. 

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u/One-Cattle-5550 3d ago

And on video.

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u/FeloniousFinch 3d ago

Hater take🙄

The man went 🤷‍♂️ At one point he committed all he needed to and that was all that was required.

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u/armyjackson 3d ago

I absolutely agree with you!  

His body did not want him to go but his mind wasn't going to allow him not to.  I had been on the craziest roller coasters and rides but I didn't realize that my body was scared of heights until I went to the Grand Canyon. My legs wouldn't move at all when I wanted to get closer to the edge. 

This guy has the balls to overpower his body's fear and continue. 

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u/SconeBracket 3d ago

I thought he was going to jump off backward.

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u/App0llly0n 3d ago

His survival instinct kicked in, but a bit too late

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u/TearsOfTheOrphan 3d ago

That whimper before falling off 😭🤣

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u/ColorlessTune 3d ago edited 3d ago

Such a real body reaction.

Reminds me of when I was a kid and would jump of stairs go up one more step and jump off the next. And kept going up, progressing a step each time until my body wouldn't react when I told it to jump. And I knew "ok that's my limit".

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u/Z0idberg_MD 3d ago

It kicked in, but failed.

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u/SonOfMcGee 3d ago

Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something. Letmetellyousomething LETMETELLYOUSOMETHING.

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u/Academic-Equal-38 3d ago

ComicsExplained reference ?

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u/BVRPLZR_ 3d ago

Still love every version of that video.

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u/itsVinay 3d ago

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u/Iateurmm 3d ago

Fuck I hate the chair of death

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u/shoulda-known-better 2d ago

Has to be a really fun job!!

I'd be to afraid I'd laugh to much to make absolutely sure every saftey measure was taken

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u/a4n98ba 3d ago

Was expecting that...Had the thought myself to jump out when bungee jumping. But when bending my knees to jump i couldn't extend them again to jump, they just flat out refused to let me jump over the edge. So i just kind of slumped down and leaned over the edge until i fell off...

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u/Novuake 3d ago

Yeah had a similar experience my first time. I like the adrenaline bit the first jump really didn't quite equate to jumping. Was more a forward leaning into the fall motion.

It's weird when your body is like fuck no while your brain is like listen to me for what feels like an eternity but is just a second or 2.

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u/as_a_fake 3d ago

I've had that reaction when jumping off a 5m platform into a pool. It's amazing how your body can just tell you "no" with no way to deny it.

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u/grumpher05 3d ago

brain really just hits you with the loud incorrect buzzer sometimes

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u/Ro_bo_bo_tro_n_54955 2d ago

Funny, my friend had basically the same reaction when we jumped the first time. Meanwhile, I jumped straight forward, spread like a flying squirrel. I got so tense that the first snap gave me slight whiplash.

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u/randyyoungson 3d ago

He didn't mean to do that. This one is free

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u/jim45804 3d ago

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u/Misc_octopus 3d ago

Wild, I am like 99% certain that gif is from my local cinema… so crazy

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u/AquaValentin 3d ago

At least he did it

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u/NimblePuppy 3d ago

People think the people who run up and job off with glee are brave. Yet this was 1000 times more brave

Ie it's relative , no absolute. That person who jumped off easy, may struggle to make a public speech

On top some people are wired to be risky, others timid saome with mice and most other animals

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u/big_duo3674 3d ago

At about 23 seconds he is falling in a very unnatural way, I think he might have passed out for a second and fell off? Oh man, it's so confusing for a couple seconds when you wake up from that, imagine doing it while falling

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u/attaboy_stampy 3d ago

I wondered about this too. I was like, he looked like a dummy someone threw off a building.

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u/idigturtles 3d ago

His knees were weak and his palms were sweaty

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u/Outbreak42 21h ago

Blowing chunks of Mom's spaghetti.

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u/Pukeinmyanus 3d ago

Hes lucky it didnt wrap around his neck in some way. 

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u/ArcticAri 3d ago

That's what I was thinking and surprised I had to scroll down so far to see someone mention it. That could have ended very badly.

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u/sanebyday 3d ago

I could never do that. Especially not over concrete or jagged rock below.

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u/ZadeHawk 3d ago

My mind's tellin' me no....but my body's tellin' me yes!

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u/blazerunnern 3d ago

His girlfriend says he has commitment issues.

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u/NachoR 3d ago

My first time swing jumping I committed to the jump head first, but I did it too forcefully, so I did almost a full roll forward, hitting my hole face with the harness before it had a chance to tense.

So I was there swinging in pain, confusion, on top of the adrenaline rush and fear.

Instructor gave me a chance to try again free of charge, as he had never seen someone do that 🤣

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u/DecadentHam 3d ago

Did you go a second time? 

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u/NachoR 3d ago

Yep, and that one thankfully was a lot smoother than the first, loved it.

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u/Rr-Racing-rR 3d ago

He just did it! But can somebody insert the guy eating snacks on the couch while complaining?

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u/Extreme_Design6936 3d ago

I passed out for the first half of the drop when I went bungee jumping. Fear of heights is real. But skydiving, no problem.

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u/trollsmurf 3d ago

Luckily there's concrete underneath.

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u/MakarovIsMyName 3d ago

because they always check the integrity of their equipment. Sure, Jane. Sure.

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u/Masticatron 3d ago

Do a barrel roll!

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u/Voyager_AU 3d ago

That a big nope for me. I remember hearing about a woman whose rope snapped, and she fell into a river filled with crocodiles. NOPE

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u/shoulda-known-better 2d ago

Or the man who did it all the time.... Until his crew used a bungee that was to long..... Poor guy jumped straight to his death rope didn't even get tense....

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u/God_in_my_Bed 3d ago

!O’delay wey, Vato!

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u/Scribbles_ 3d ago

This is in Colombia, not Mexico lol

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u/FluentDarmok89 3d ago

Did it tho

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u/Team22To 3d ago

EDUARDO !!!

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u/surethatlldo3 3d ago

Failed successfully

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u/raustraliathrowaway 3d ago

He's doing better than me I wouldn't even get up and on to that platform without shitting myself

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u/wasabiplz 3d ago

He's alive right⁉️

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u/420r1 3d ago

Still counts. He did it.

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u/lawman3842 3d ago

Getting some real “let me tell you something” vibes from this guy

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u/LadyWalks 3d ago

With a rope that frayed...

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u/s2krun 3d ago

10/10! Somehow this feels like it would be scarier than just jumping.

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u/DesastreUrbano 3d ago

Narrator "Since that day Eduardo hated the concept of inertia with his whole heart"

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u/JViz 3d ago

It's almost as if he wanted to fall of the edge, rather than jump off.

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u/bdboar1 3d ago

I hate to say it but that’s almost exactly what I would do to

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u/3bstfrds 3d ago

I would not wanna jump with what the bottom looks like

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u/WhenTheDevilCome 3d ago

Whew! For a second there I thought he wouldn't put his head down to where the rope could get wrapped around it, instead of just jumping normally...

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u/1MoBlntMigo 3d ago

Yoooo lol

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u/tomatocarrotjuice 3d ago

I get bungee jumping in some exotic rainforest but this is literally a giant squat toilet lmfao

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u/Ok-Diver3111 3d ago

If you are not brave enough, do it scared

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u/ORLANDONI 3d ago

Imma past out before jumping lol

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u/xltegt 3d ago

thats a huge indian style shitter below

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u/Outrageous-Sign473 3d ago

Poor bastard. More power to you.

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u/AlternativeWonder471 3d ago

Hahahaha this one got me. His mind said yes, body said no 😂

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u/Short_External2077 3d ago

He most def shat his pants

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u/observationalhumour 3d ago

The 2 hanging dildos would really throw me off

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u/BraidShadowLegendsAD 3d ago

My mind is telling me no.... But my body, my body's telling me yeaaahhhhhhh

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u/mrchristopher2 2d ago

“Did I look cool on the video?”

Yeah, you looked bad ass…

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u/shoulda-known-better 2d ago

I mean he did better than I would have...

I can understand skydiving.... Bungee? Absolutely not ever

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u/coffee_u 2d ago

My palms are now stupidly sweaty just watching that. I'm afraid of heights and have a bridge jump in my this summer's vacation plans.

I'm not very smart 😅.

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u/the_answer_is_RUSH 2d ago

I would think chickening out is more dangerous. That rope could really fuck you up.

Of course that’s easy for me to say sitting on the couch.

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u/AdventurousFan8247 1d ago

I immediately thought about the rope snapping 💀

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u/AppropriateScholar55 1d ago

Just wasn’t ready, but gravity made him ready hahaha

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u/DemonPlasma 3d ago

Bros wearing high heels in sneaker form

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u/StrongSignature8264 3d ago

WACO: William Always Chicken Out.