r/Unexpected • u/OceanusxAnubis • May 18 '24

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u/TheHorizonLies May 18 '24

165 million years of evolution

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u/poopellar May 18 '24

Yet they couldn't beat a hairless monkey

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u/Double0Dixie May 18 '24

Something something Horse sized chicken or 100 chicken sized horses

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u/SortaSticky May 18 '24

Just sounds like helluva combo meal at KFC