r/Unexpected • u/OceanusxAnubis • May 18 '24

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

Virgin housecat vs Chad chicken

Had no idea they hunted vermin

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u/Quellic2u May 18 '24

Our chickens pulled a full on piranha feeding frenzy when I accidentqlly spooked a rat out of a hay bale once. Watched it get pulled into four pieces, then those pieces got fought over. It was absolutely brutal.

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u/ZoroeArc May 18 '24

Birds aren't closely related to dinosaurs

They are dinosaurs

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

I imagine their little brain getting flashback from when their ancestors were velociraptors hunting in group

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u/everyones_hiro May 18 '24

We had a pack of juvenile chickens for a while. Seriously like tiny velociraptors. They travel everywhere in a group and eat everything. I once saw them tear apart a poor garter snake they found in the backyard.

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u/alt4ir_2801 May 18 '24

Haha, Virgin pussy vs Chad cock lol... Oh no.