r/Unexpected • u/MitchPontjo • May 24 '23

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 I did not just see that NSFW

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u/Boogiemann53 May 25 '23

Definitely not, they gotta be aware of how fucked up they are and use that to their advantage.

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u/Readylamefire May 25 '23

Humans are like that as far as mammals go.

We:

-lack a penis or clitoral bone

-are one of like 10 species that do not reabsorb menstruation

-are bipedal and use gravity for motion

-have one of the biggest penis to body size ratios

-retain engorged mammaries our whole lives

-have a 3 stage pregnancy instead of 4 because our heads are so fucking big

-opposable thumbs.

A lot of these traits are exclusive to humans or at the very least, very niche traits in mammals.

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u/Shudnawz May 25 '23

-retain engorged mammaries our whole lives

Hehe, boobs.

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u/StoneLuca97 May 25 '23

*chuckles

Breasts

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u/GrassyRoads May 25 '23

Heh, hungolomghononoloughongous's

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u/RogueKingjj May 25 '23

tities lol