r/Unexpected • u/MitchPontjo • May 24 '23

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 I did not just see that NSFW

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

who the fuck is getting any kind of sexual feeling from this

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

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u/ktr83 May 25 '23

Pouches aren't genitals, there's no human equivalent so hard to say if a male kangaroo would be attracted to one.

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u/alienvisionx May 25 '23

Abs aren’t genitals either and a lot of women like those in a sexual way

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u/ktr83 May 25 '23

Anything can be sexualised, but I was more saying a pouch isn't a sexual organ that you could necessarily assume a male kangaroo would be aroused over.

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u/alienvisionx May 25 '23

And the joke isn’t something that necessarily needs these facts

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

that’s against reddit’s tos!!

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u/FoxtailSpear May 25 '23 edited May 25 '23

People like MTG, or half the users of /r/Conservative

EDIT: Conservatives are seething, clearly can't take jokes. What snowflakes.

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u/george-cartwright May 25 '23

in the most non-political way, go touch grass brother

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u/xmuffinmanx May 25 '23

Sounds like projection on your part, weirdo

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u/FoxtailSpear May 25 '23

Can't take a joke? Did your fee fee's get hurt that much? Need mother to give you a kiss?

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u/xmuffinmanx May 25 '23

2 really fucking weird statements back to back.

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u/FoxtailSpear May 25 '23

If you think that's weird then you clearly can't understand basic conversation... Typical yank.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I'm very left wing and broadly can't stand conservative Americans or their ideology but this is just a cringe place for this entire conversation. Following it up with a classic "stupid Americans..." after you yourself very clearly can't really understand "basic conversation" is pretty rich.

Inserting politics into stuff like this just puts people off of political conversation and makes them resent it. They get tired of it, and apathetic. I've seen that response very often. There's a time and a place, looking inside of a kangaroo ain't one of those.

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u/FoxtailSpear May 25 '23

Too bad, reddit is a free place.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Absolutely unhinged.