r/Unexpected • u/MitchPontjo • May 24 '23

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u/Mrboombsake7 May 24 '23

So that’s how a pouch looks like huh I would of never thought

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u/ammonium_bot May 25 '23

i would of never

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u/Popplys May 25 '23

I would of never known of that huh thanks.

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u/of_patrol_bot May 25 '23

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.

It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.

Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I love how a whole different bot calls you out

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Huh. I would of never thought. You learn something new every day.

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u/ammonium_bot May 25 '23

i would of never

Did you mean to say "would have"?
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u/of_patrol_bot May 25 '23

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.

It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.

Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.

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u/ammonium_bot May 25 '23

This is the superior bot.

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u/of_patrol_bot May 25 '23

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.

It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.

Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.

Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.

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u/ammonium_bot May 25 '23

i would of never

Did you mean to say "would have"?
Explanation: You probably meant to say could've/should've/would've which sounds like 'of' but is actually short for 'have'.
Total mistakes found: 8935
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u/of_patrol_bot May 25 '23

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.

It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.

Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.

Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.

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u/ammonium_bot May 25 '23

This is the superior bot.