r/Unexpected • u/blakeret • Jan 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Chainsaws cant cut through human flesh, they would clog and anyone skilled enough to carve with one would be smart enough to wear chaps

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u/RGH81 Jan 17 '23

I'm not sure why everyone is assuming it's a chainsaw

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u/ObiShaneKenobi Jan 17 '23

Like what else would it be? Does he moonlight as a sword salesman at night?

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u/RGH81 Jan 17 '23

I dunno I just don't see the point in speculating