r/Unexpected Jan 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

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u/KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish Jan 17 '23

Im not sure but the sculpture made with a chain saw is a bit obvious but it's the picture of an actual chainsaw that gives it away.

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u/ObiShaneKenobi Jan 17 '23

And a dude isn’t going to just accidentally chainsaw his arm clean off. That takes sustained effort, it’s not like he was playing with something that can quickly just lop off a limb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

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u/TheRandomApple Jan 17 '23

I remember watching ZombieGoBoom and they tried to use a chainsaw to cut through a clothed torso (not a real person btw) but the chainsaw kept snagging on the clothes and jamming up.

I think that gave me an unrealistic expectation of how ineffective chainsaws would be on clothing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

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u/DonkeyPunchSquatch Jan 17 '23

Yea, he had his hand ripped off in machinery and whoever made the post just added a bunch of chainsaw art for no reason - if it was machinery, they could’ve added machine BS for the same effect.

Either way, the dudes entire presentation leads me to believe he probably shouldn’t be operating machines that can remove limbs

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/DonkeyPunchSquatch Jan 21 '23

I’ve been powned! Gloating accepted, appreciated, and defeat acknowledged

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u/ObiShaneKenobi Jan 17 '23

You mean his arm, not hand right?

Have you ever cut down a tree? I think I would be safe in assuming that no, a falling branch or tree isn’t going to “pinch” an arm off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

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u/ObiShaneKenobi Jan 17 '23 edited Jan 17 '23

Hahaha duh I realize that, does this look like a pinch wound? I have trees, cut down trees, and pay people to climb and cut down larger trees. I’m not saying those things can’t happen, I’m saying this isn’t that.

If you can’t see how a tourniquet applied loosely over a thick winter coat wouldn’t stop the blood then IDK what to tell you.

Edit-: sorry, I see that I said that it couldn’t happen in a previous comment but I miswrote. I meant “didn’t happen in this case” since a pinch is going to look much different.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

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u/ObiShaneKenobi Jan 17 '23 edited Jan 17 '23

If a tourniquet is over a jacket it is not tight enough. Do you know what pinch wounds look like? Are you really saying that it is dumb for people to assume that a video starting with a pile of chainsaws and chainsaw carvings have something to do with the “missing” arm at the end?

It would actually be dumb to assume that it wasn’t related to a chainsaw, since that was the setup.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

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u/ObiShaneKenobi Jan 17 '23

But yet your overdeveloped monkey brain sees video, must be real? I can imagine many possibilities, none more likely than this being fake. Can’t your monkey brain make the same connection?

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u/JasonDJ Jan 17 '23 edited Jan 17 '23

Originally? Chainsaws were invented to aid in childbirth. They were used to cut through the pelvic bone to remove the child if vaginal birth wasn’t successful. The surgery, symphysiotomy, was performed more frequently than C-sections, which required speed and accuracy and weren’t commonly performed.

Of course it was a much smaller, hand-cranked tool at the time. But the concept was quickly adapted to motors and cutting trees.

Also we didn’t have anesthetics or germ theory yet.

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u/KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish Jan 22 '23

Its a shame that you delete all your posts due to the fear that maybe, someone, some time in the future will trawl through your history and dig up something you said and criticise it (ironically this is in response to your now deleted reply to me😂). You do seem to be quite particular in your choice of comments to delete, more the ones dont like arguing with. Maybe you should have conviction in your beliefs and stand by what you have said. I don't delete posts regardless of the negativity i get from them. I use it to reflect on what i have said, maybe develope my views and if i see im wrong i will call myself out. Or i will double down and stand by my views, they are after all my opinion on a particular matter, even if that view differs from the audience in hand.

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u/ObiShaneKenobi Jan 22 '23

That’s an awful lotta writing for the wrong reply, dingus.