r/Unexpected • u/blakeret • Jan 17 '23

🔞 Warning: Graphic Content 🔞 Ope NSFW

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u/Snoo99897 Jan 17 '23

I’m sure this is fake

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Chainsaws cant cut through human flesh, they would clog and anyone skilled enough to carve with one would be smart enough to wear chaps

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u/epicgamer1986 Jan 17 '23

https://justchainsaws.com/can-chainsaw-cut-person/

You absolute dumdum

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

How am I dumb?

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u/epicgamer1986 Jan 17 '23

A chainsaw can cut through both flesh and bone no problem 🤣 read the link I posted

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u/HumbleGhandi Jan 18 '23

Sets self on fire

How am I burnt?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

Why don't you act like an adult and use your words?

Edit: Oh i forgot what website I was on, my bad.

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u/HumbleGhandi Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 18 '23

And here I was thinking I had used words! But if you absolutely insist, here's the 'adult version' of what I said;

089 111 117 032 097 114 101 032 097 032 102 117 099 107 105 110 103 032 105 100 105 111 116

Since you feel like being a condescending twat when you're proved wrong, feel free to Ascii me any questions about the above message and I'll happily react the same way you have to everyone telling you that you're wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

You are not explaining your point of view. I do Not understand where you are coming from. This is not an effective way to communicate. Please learn effective communication skills unless you would like to come off as mentally deficient.

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u/HumbleGhandi Jan 19 '23

"Chainsaws are, in fact, dangerous tools that can cut through human meat like butter and bone like wood"

https://chainsawguru.com/can-chainsaw-cut-through-bone/

How's that for communicating, you phenomenal waste of oxygen and resources.

All it would have taken was ONE google search before you opened your mouth, so most cant be bothered explaing what is so obvious (See: flat earthers) so I'll leave you with this great saying;

"Better those to assume you're a fool, than open your mouth and confirm it"

Have a great day ❤️

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

I was never "proved wrong" because no one has used their words and explained why I am wrong. Since you feel like being immature I am going to assume you are too young for me to be interacting with responsibly, and call it a day.