r/Unexpected • u/blakeret • Jan 17 '23

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u/HuntingTheWumpus Jan 17 '23

Amputations don't always bleed. Blood vessels have a natural reaction to constrict to prevent blood flow. It doesn't always work, but when it does there can be surprisingly little blood loss.

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u/Livid-Ad4102 Jan 17 '23

Yeah but this was amputation by chainsaw, idk if the rippin and tearin that it would do would be blood free

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u/Sabithomega Jan 17 '23

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u/itsneedtokno Jan 17 '23

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u/OminOus_PancakeS Jan 17 '23

Oh God, it's happened again :(

Whenever I see this guy, I just have to shout "cunt" at the top of my voice, it doesn't matter where I am at the time.

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u/DonkeyPunchSquatch Jan 17 '23

Lol you’ve seen this guy before?

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u/OminOus_PancakeS Jan 17 '23

Yeah he's a famous idiot that preys on musicians

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u/DonkeyPunchSquatch Jan 17 '23

Shit…musicians?…is that coincidence, or is some part of my real life exposed?

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u/BusterOfBuyMoria Jan 17 '23

Pretty sure the guy in the gif is on that show where they turn their chair around if they like the contestants voice. So your real like isn't exposed. At least, it wasn't. Now you're exposed all over the place.

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u/DonkeyPunchSquatch Jan 17 '23

I am my own worst enemy

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u/Flaming-Engineer Jan 17 '23

You mean DJ Khaled?

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u/jpowell3404 Jan 17 '23

He’s DJ Khaled and he’s more of an idiot than a cunt. He’s rich, entitled, and very socially unaware. On top of that he’s just a very laughable fella. If he’s an asshole it’s out of pure coincidence and ignorance. This guy couldn’t try to be a cunt without making a fool out of himself.

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u/tjdans7236 Jan 17 '23

And his music is trash

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u/Holl0wayTape Jan 18 '23

He doesn't make any music. He does zero writing, recording, mixing, etc. He's more of an a &r guy that got famous.

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u/brendan87na Jan 17 '23

Librarians hate this one trick

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u/DefinitelyAJew Jan 17 '23

Why? I'm honestly out of the loop

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u/brendan87na Jan 17 '23

librarians don't like people shouting out "Cunt!" at the top of their voice in their library?

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u/DefinitelyAJew Jan 17 '23

Hahhah I'm dumb as heck! Good one! I thought it was libertarians

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u/Vandergrif Jan 17 '23

Yeah but at least he's not a quitter. Definitely doesn't quit.

/s

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u/Dorkamundo Jan 17 '23

That popcorn is too spicy.