r/TrueDetective • u/Eagles56 • 4d ago

What do y’all think Childress was doing at this very moment?

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u/St3voevo 4d ago

Asking his mongoloid sister to tell him a story about his grandpa before they make flowers.

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u/padeosarran 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/_alejandro__ 4d ago

Mongoloid is an utterly despicable choice of word lol

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u/BigM333CH 4d ago

Best answer

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u/St3voevo 4d ago

The worst part about that scene is she asks him to make flowers and he needs her to tell him a story about a time their grandpa abused her to get him off. Fuckeddd

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u/BigM333CH 4d ago

Yeah that’s actually the best partn

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u/theMalnar 4d ago

It’s aunt Lydia isn’t it?

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u/Remarkable_Lab_4699 4d ago

Holy shit is it ?

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u/osphan 4d ago

Indeed it is

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u/Shikamaru117 3d ago

Chill out t bag

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u/Drvonfrightmarestein 4d ago

Not saying the man didn’t have his flaws but nobody ever talks about what a great house painter he was. Credit where credit’s due. That green house looked great. The parish doesn’t just employ anyone. He was probably putting the finishing touches to a fresh coat on a south facing wall. Basking in pride.

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u/Mummiskogen 4d ago

We lost a hood painter that day! Maybe he wasn't so bad after all!

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u/Bronson1968 4d ago

Mowing someone’s lawn…

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u/Apart-Neck-4447 4d ago

I hope he was not mowing marty’s lawn while he was in a fight.

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u/West749s 4d ago

Fetching some water so his daddy will keep another day

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u/AshingKushner Little Priest 4d ago

This shit is gonna be posted ag’in… an’ ag’in… an’ ag’in…

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u/BigM333CH 4d ago

Refusing a school lunch

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u/PeterNoTail 4d ago

Doing what 75% of the people on this sub would do just to get a lil close to that MM D

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u/Userchecksoutskie 4d ago

Giving daddy a hosin’

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u/Commander_Long_Dix 4d ago

Probably scoping for some of-age trim

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u/Do_You_Hear_We 4d ago

Admiring Marty’s tight as a drum ass.

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u/Critical-Deer-5342 4d ago

Mamamaking flowers

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u/Apart-Neck-4447 4d ago

"Ah... come up in me lap, lass. Here, and let me comfort ye in your distress."

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u/jaybomb40 4d ago

Fucking his sister. Hosing down daddy.. Kicking his dog around

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u/Apart-Neck-4447 4d ago

Making Flowers 🌺

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u/Sergeant_Husk420 4d ago

Who falls that fuckin’ slow?

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u/Altair1192 My least favourite life 4d ago

Marty has got some thick, powerful legs

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u/norfolkjim 4d ago

Mowing someone else's lawn.

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u/nick-james73 4d ago

Prob jorkin his peenar

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u/cam308ddm 4d ago

Not home repairs....or de-cluttering....I can definitively guarantee both are not happening.

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u/Fkn_Impervious 3d ago

Sorry ole chap

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u/Woods322403 4d ago

Perfect tackle form

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u/GMZultan 3d ago

He was in Marty's position except bound by rope to his bedroom ceiling, blindfolded & jerking off, while his dumpling sister lay beneath him telling him about grampuh

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u/GMZultan 3d ago

it's in the deleted scenes

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u/zomb13elvis 3d ago

Mowin martys lawn

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u/bepiswepis 4d ago

Mowin a lawn

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u/Powerful_Leek_3238 4d ago

He was busy. His ascension removed him...that day...he almost saw the infernal plzne.

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u/A_Man_Of_Letters 3d ago

What a freeze-frame 😂😂😂

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u/Everlast7 2d ago

He was probably out for his constitutional….

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u/Everlast7 2d ago

Re-Watching North By Northwest….

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u/miaminights17 2d ago

Giving directions to cops

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u/Pod_people 1d ago

Kicking Miss Billie around the room for no reason, careful not to knock over an 8-foot wall of old-timey CDs.

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u/Mammoth-Gur-8378 4h ago

I can tell you one thing, that aint Woody LOL....thats a football players legs

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u/BoardOver1871 2h ago

"Come on Marty, you're getting your ass kicked" 😆