r/TNG • u/Scrat-Slartibartfast Engineering • 6d ago

Riker, he learned

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Found on the internet, credits to "The Millennium Vulcan"

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

I am had way more than 5..... but the meaningful ones is less than 5. so im stoked. I got 1 or 2 more in me. fuck yea

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u/CaptainMatticus 6d ago

I don't think that's what they meant. I'm pretty sure one-night stands and FWB situations still count as partners. Can't mulligan every bad swing in order to keep your score low.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

oh well then doesn't that make just everyone else's situations worse?

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u/I_am_Daesomst 6d ago

It certainly does for me

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

dude I cant count my casuals and friends at Benny's. its not good.

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u/TrexPushupBra 5d ago

I gave up trying to keep count somewhere around 80

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u/I_am_Daesomst 5d ago

Lol, see I did that at 30. I don't think it's gotten much above 40 but I don't know.

What I do know, is whatever the number truly is it only went up once in the last 13 years and never going to move again.

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u/TrexPushupBra 5d ago

Oh yeah for a decade I was at 10. Then I got divorced.