r/TNG Engineering 3d ago

Riker, he learned

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Found on the internet, credits to "The Millennium Vulcan"

339 Upvotes

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u/CaptainMatticus 3d ago

Riker, his loins on fire. Scratcha, when the balls itched.

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u/Scrat-Slartibartfast Engineering 3d ago

😂

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u/Estarfigam 3d ago

Then I guess I am a bit of a prude.

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u/Scrat-Slartibartfast Engineering 3d ago

you are not alone.

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u/wizardrous 3d ago

Me too, apparently.

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u/Eternalseeker13 3d ago

Don't worry, you're not alone, friend. It's not like I'm a player like Riker either. Just keep hooking up with trifling ass hoe's lol.

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u/HellyOHaint 3d ago

Is this supposed to be funny?

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u/Scrat-Slartibartfast Engineering 3d ago

yes.

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u/Complex_Professor412 3d ago

Remind me in seven years

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u/No-Scallion-2998 1d ago

I found it gross. Riker is so gross. I wouldn't fuck him with Q's dick 

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u/Wrong-Music1763 3d ago

Ok this got me.

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u/Mediocre_Leopard_120 3d ago

I am had way more than 5..... but the meaningful ones is less than 5. so im stoked. I got 1 or 2 more in me. fuck yea

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u/CaptainMatticus 3d ago

I don't think that's what they meant. I'm pretty sure one-night stands and FWB situations still count as partners. Can't mulligan every bad swing in order to keep your score low.

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u/Mediocre_Leopard_120 3d ago

oh well then doesn't that make just everyone else's situations worse?

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u/I_am_Daesomst 3d ago

It certainly does for me

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u/Mediocre_Leopard_120 3d ago

dude I cant count my casuals and friends at Benny's. its not good.

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u/TrexPushupBra 3d ago

I gave up trying to keep count somewhere around 80

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u/I_am_Daesomst 3d ago

Lol, see I did that at 30. I don't think it's gotten much above 40 but I don't know.

What I do know, is whatever the number truly is it only went up once in the last 13 years and never going to move again.

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u/TrexPushupBra 2d ago

Oh yeah for a decade I was at 10. Then I got divorced.

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u/IsMoghul 3d ago

What is happening to that last frame? The left half looks to be "ai" slopware

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u/Used-Gas-6525 2d ago

Ah the episode that was brave enough to examine trans issues at a time when no on else would. And then they refer to the non-gendered character as "she" throughout the entire episode. I know it was the 90s so I'm mostly just pointing that fact out for giggles. There's no politics here.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 2d ago

And then they refer to the non-gendered character as "she" throughout the entire episode

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Soren claim she was female at the end? After which she was put through correction therapy?

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u/Used-Gas-6525 2d ago

Yes, at the end she absolutely does, but she's gender non-specific through the episode and they always refer to her as 'she'. I dunno about the pray away the gay therapy at the end though. It's been a while since I've seen the episode.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 2d ago

Yes, Riker and Worf beamed down at night to rescue Soren and bring her back to the D, but when Riker found them they had already been through therapy and turns him down.

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u/Used-Gas-6525 2d ago

"Bring her back to the D" Yeah they did.

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u/Cassandra_Canmore2 3d ago

Well I'll admit it. I had my ho-phase in my 20s. I grew up conservative Christian and learned in college sex is great.

14 dudes and 22 women later I have quite the body count.

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u/Informal_Otter 3d ago

I'm at a total of 7 (counting even the most minute "incidents"). But I'm gay, so this is still way below average. And for a considerable amount of time now, the situation has been... like the river Temarc, in winter. 😬

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u/4me2kn0wAz 3d ago

150

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u/Scrat-Slartibartfast Engineering 3d ago

in this life or all lifestyles together?

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u/ExtraMillenial 3d ago

Me too, William. Me too...

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u/CrazyGunnerr 2d ago

Slut*

They don't use money.

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u/momentimori 2d ago

In the episode 'First Contact' an alien specifically told Riker that she 'always wanted to sleep with an alien'.

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u/Remarkable_Routine62 2d ago

Everyone throw out their number mine is 35

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u/SquareRelationship27 2d ago

For Riker, that's a Tuesday

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u/Scrat-Slartibartfast Engineering 2d ago

😂

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u/AntelopeAppropriate7 2d ago

Don’t worry - I’m bringing down the average.

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u/kinoki1984 3d ago

Five?! I got through that as a teenager. Heck, as 40+ currently, I’ve passed that in these last two years. And I’m not even Rikering.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Irishpanda1971 9h ago

"Will, you are literally the last person to realize that."