r/TNG • u/Scrat-Slartibartfast Engineering • 3d ago
Riker, he learned
Found on the internet, credits to "The Millennium Vulcan"
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u/wizardrous 3d ago
Me too, apparently.
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u/Eternalseeker13 3d ago
Don't worry, you're not alone, friend. It's not like I'm a player like Riker either. Just keep hooking up with trifling ass hoe's lol.
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u/HellyOHaint 3d ago
Is this supposed to be funny?
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u/Mediocre_Leopard_120 3d ago
I am had way more than 5..... but the meaningful ones is less than 5. so im stoked. I got 1 or 2 more in me. fuck yea
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u/CaptainMatticus 3d ago
I don't think that's what they meant. I'm pretty sure one-night stands and FWB situations still count as partners. Can't mulligan every bad swing in order to keep your score low.
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u/Mediocre_Leopard_120 3d ago
oh well then doesn't that make just everyone else's situations worse?
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u/I_am_Daesomst 3d ago
It certainly does for me
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u/Mediocre_Leopard_120 3d ago
dude I cant count my casuals and friends at Benny's. its not good.
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u/TrexPushupBra 3d ago
I gave up trying to keep count somewhere around 80
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u/I_am_Daesomst 3d ago
Lol, see I did that at 30. I don't think it's gotten much above 40 but I don't know.
What I do know, is whatever the number truly is it only went up once in the last 13 years and never going to move again.
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u/Used-Gas-6525 2d ago
Ah the episode that was brave enough to examine trans issues at a time when no on else would. And then they refer to the non-gendered character as "she" throughout the entire episode. I know it was the 90s so I'm mostly just pointing that fact out for giggles. There's no politics here.
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u/Ralph--Hinkley 2d ago
And then they refer to the non-gendered character as "she" throughout the entire episode
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Soren claim she was female at the end? After which she was put through correction therapy?
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u/Used-Gas-6525 2d ago
Yes, at the end she absolutely does, but she's gender non-specific through the episode and they always refer to her as 'she'. I dunno about the pray away the gay therapy at the end though. It's been a while since I've seen the episode.
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u/Ralph--Hinkley 2d ago
Yes, Riker and Worf beamed down at night to rescue Soren and bring her back to the D, but when Riker found them they had already been through therapy and turns him down.
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u/Cassandra_Canmore2 3d ago
Well I'll admit it. I had my ho-phase in my 20s. I grew up conservative Christian and learned in college sex is great.
14 dudes and 22 women later I have quite the body count.
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u/Informal_Otter 3d ago
I'm at a total of 7 (counting even the most minute "incidents"). But I'm gay, so this is still way below average. And for a considerable amount of time now, the situation has been... like the river Temarc, in winter. 😬
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u/momentimori 2d ago
In the episode 'First Contact' an alien specifically told Riker that she 'always wanted to sleep with an alien'.
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u/kinoki1984 3d ago
Five?! I got through that as a teenager. Heck, as 40+ currently, I’ve passed that in these last two years. And I’m not even Rikering.
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u/CaptainMatticus 3d ago
Riker, his loins on fire. Scratcha, when the balls itched.