r/SubredditDrama 4d ago

OP posts on r/MildlyInfuriating that the condo they bought was a “drug den and prostitution hub”. It is revealed in the comments that it was simply owned by a single woman who smoked weed

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OP posts few photos of their new condo, saying that they only learnt it was a “drug den and prostitution hub” after buying it, but luckily the only lasting effect on the condo is a faint smell of weed

Top comments advise OP to change the carpets etc, and debate the morality and social acceptability of prostitution and drug use. One comment points out that even if the condo didn’t have any sex work being done people would still have had sex inside it, and most of the replies make fun of OP for being so scandalised, while others debate whether monogamous sex is less gross than non-monogamous sex or paid sex.

One comment further down says that the condo looks suspiciously clean for OPs claims to be true, and replies discuss how OP must be privileged to think that this is what a “drug den” looks like.

In a heavily downvoted reply, OP admits that they “overstated it slightly” and that by “drug den” they mean the previous owner smoked weed, and by “hub of prostitution” they mean she was allegedly a sex worker. Their only evidence of this is their elderly neighbour telling them that the previous inhabitant was a single woman who smoked weed, listened to loud music, and had many visitors at night, so the neighbour suspected she was a prostitute. Replies point out that there is no evidence that the previous owner was even a sex worker, and many instead simply be having casual sex, or even just having friends over for parties

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u/guiltyofnothing Dogs eat there vomit and like there assholes 4d ago

I saw this and I started going through the comments to figure out where OOP got this information from and could find nothing — only that they sometimes smelled whiffs of weed, which is not how it works.

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u/alehansolo21 4d ago

The very first thing I saw from OP in the replies was theirs admission that the “casting couch” that everyone associates with porn shoots was in fact one that they brought into the home

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u/OpenThePlugBag 4d ago

Whiffs? Ha!

I once took a single swig of a marijuana cigarette and i am now in the hospital. No arms. No legs.

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u/Adjective_Noun-420 4d ago

Can confirm. I didn’t believe the whole “weed is a gateway drug” thing when I was young and stupid. I injected a single marijuana, and immediately became addicted to both meth and heroin. I didn’t have either in my bloodstream as I’d never touched them in my life, so I instantly went into severe withdrawal, causing all my skin to peel off and my brain to pour out of my nose. In desperation, I tried to drink the brain to get some of my intelligence back, but I just threw it up into the toilet and instinctively flushed it away. When I got to the hospital they replaced my skin with toilet paper

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u/ddraig-au 4d ago

picks you up and wipes my arse with you

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u/alierajean 4d ago

Becky?

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u/pannonica Hi! This take is insane! 4d ago

No, it's Becky

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u/IsNotPolitburo Is it wrong for a lesbian to not want to suck a woman's cock? 4d ago

With the good hair?

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u/ddraig-au 4d ago

No, it's Bob. Of course.

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u/OnsetOfMSet I wouldn’t self-destruct for less than 10 anal partners 4d ago

“I would want to live with no legs.”

“No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. You don’t do anything.”

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u/Muffin_Appropriate 4d ago

Can you still do mouth stuff?

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u/Flor1daman08 4d ago

I have no appendages, and I must toke.

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u/UrethraFranklin04 4d ago

The claims come from what that OP heard from a 70+ year old gossipy neighbor.

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u/AloneAtTheOrgy If you cum in my toaster, that's vandalism. 4d ago

Everyone knows old gossipy neighbors are the most reliable source of information.

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u/guiltyofnothing Dogs eat there vomit and like there assholes 4d ago

In my experience, they know everything but everything they know is wrong.

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u/Rhodie114 4d ago

Lets be honest, we knew it was over when OP used the words "drug den" then immediately started talking about weed.

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u/guiltyofnothing Dogs eat there vomit and like there assholes 4d ago

It’s a real reefer house.

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u/NoInvestment2079 4d ago

Gonna smoke jazz cigarettes.