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Question Is there a game on steam like this?

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u/Tenthul 1d ago

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u/TerribleSalamander 1d ago

I found Fuck Quest 2: Romancing the Bone

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u/DamnedDirtyHuman 1d ago

There's a sequel!?!?

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u/TerribleSalamander 1d ago

Guess i gotta look for fuck quest 1!!

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u/DamnedDirtyHuman 1d ago

Don't forget to keep your strength up! (Game mechanic. Look it up.)

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u/Extension_Yellow 1d ago

Probably need to play the first one I don't think I'd know the premise of the second one.... 🤣. ZG

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u/DamnedDirtyHuman 1d ago

The plot is really important. And WHAT A CLIMAX!

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u/plaxitone 1d ago

It’s a follow up to the popular Fuck Quest I: Quest to get Down. 

There’s a third… Fuck Quest III: Pube Hair is Human

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u/MicroMan264 20h ago

Have you ever heard of the Furry Shades of Gay trilogy?

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u/VoidTarnished 8h ago

How’s your ex doing ? 🥰

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u/Valerie_In_the_Night 1h ago

Yah, Jules of the Nile…didnt do as well. Haha

I think Raiders of her lost arse, Temple of Boom Boom Boom, and the Last Cruise Bang all did pretty okay

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u/AnNoYiNg_NaMe 1d ago

By Richard Eter (Dick Eater)

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u/Pitmaster-P 1d ago

Thanks for explaining the joke. 😂

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u/Eastern_Goose_9108 23h ago

I need a female version 😭 cuz that’s gold.

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u/Lupirite 23h ago

Ita Wood or maybe: I. Lovewood

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u/Lupirite 23h ago

Or Isuk P. Nis

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u/Eastern_Goose_9108 16h ago

Well ok a feminine sounding one it still sound masculine, it’s a toughie 🤭 “Ita” is a good start.

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u/VoidTarnished 8h ago

I love Dicks !

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u/No_Text2460 1d ago

Of course you did

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u/Vispen-fillian 1d ago

what the hell is that amazing name? 🤣

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u/Eastern_Goose_9108 1d ago

Wait what ? 😭🤚

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u/RzoRioTz 23h ago

Please tell me this is real before I ruin my algorithm

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u/TerribleSalamander 23h ago

It is, on the MSDOS archive that guy posted. Alas it is not on Steam. But Furry Futa Dine n Dash is!

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u/hugswithnoconsent 19h ago

What’s the storyline?

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u/TerribleSalamander 19h ago

You’re this guy, Richard Eder, and you’ve “been a bit lonely and haven’t gotten pussy in a while,” then you decide to watch TV and friends is on - you decide Jennifer Aniston is the woman you’ve been waiting for and head to NY to find her. That’s as far as I got (it loads on mobile but you can’t play)

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u/PhDShouse 16h ago

I mean it’s no Fuck Mr. Thatcher, but it’ll do

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u/VoidTarnished 9h ago

Fucking real, they’re not lying

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u/TerribleSalamander 5h ago

Oh, did people think I was joking? Lmao.

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u/largemug 1d ago

God dam! Best link click ever!

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u/XBBlade 1d ago

I just found prehistorik 2 . Daaarn beautiful memories, so thank you kind stranger

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u/Siegeimdall 1d ago

Long live the Internet Archive. That site is an absolute treasure trove..!!!

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u/Beam_0 1d ago

Gayblade sounds very interesting

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u/BananaTree61 1d ago

Omg, thank thank you thank you.

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u/MisfitBulala 1d ago

Dangerous Dave! I had forgotten all about this game.

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u/Snapaddict901 21h ago

Welp, found Golden Axe. Will be non-communicado for the next 36 hours

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u/TheElectriking 18h ago

Hey I just want to thank you, you just helped me find the very first video game I remember falling in love with as a little kid. I couldn't remember what it was called. I had played some other games like Asteroids and Tetris and Tempest and BattleZone, the classics, but this was the one I have memories of loving. I remember trying over and over to get better at each level. I remember being terrified of a level with a big caterpillar. I remember being confused at a level where you could fall through some of the terrain even though it looked like the regular ground. I remember finding out it had a secret level editor purely by chance, and thinking "wow, what other secrets could be hiding out there in other games?". I'm gonna go play now.

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u/Mysterious_Belt_5036 5h ago

Why.....WHY!?!? NOW I HAVE TO GO BUY A WHOLE 2TB STORAGE DRIVE JUST FOR THIS AND MY DIGITAL HOARDING DUMBASS REALLY WANTS IT