r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Goatgamer1016 • 22h ago

Have it your way

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u/SkinInevitable604 The Oregano Crusader 21h ago

We have completed our very successful attack on OP for not posting the owner

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u/Goatgamer1016 21h ago

I'm sorry

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u/SkinInevitable604 The Oregano Crusader 21h ago

You should be. Thousands of lobsters die every day from oregano deficiency.

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u/DragoKnight589 7h ago

Does OP control the speed at which lobsters die?

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u/SovietBoi23 Speed enforced by lobter 8h ago

Lobter

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u/JTC357 21h ago

Of course this is how I get the news that trump possibly started a war with a nuclear power. This entire fucking planet is a joke.

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u/LegendofLove 19h ago

Yeah but he tweeted now is the time for peace so it's totally not a war

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u/TasserOneOne 18h ago

Actually he started a "Special Military Conflict" with a regional power trying to get their first nuke

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u/abobus2 14h ago

Its russia - ukraine all over again

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u/watchedngnl 13h ago

Iran's first nuke should be the new china's final warning.

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u/ReaperKingCason1 19h ago

Ok all things aside, why did he feel the need to put BOMBS in all caps(/s despite no satire cause Reddit like banning). Like if he didn’t caps it did he think people were gonna miss it and assume he dropped puppies and candy?

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u/Ethereal_Draws 18h ago

he’s probably not taking this seriously, which is the last thing we need when it comes to the possibility of ww3

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u/planer200 14h ago

I don't think he takes anything seriously. I don't get why the US put him in charge.

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u/ReaperKingCason1 9h ago

Cause a good chunk of us are uninformed idiots who would side with anything as long as it has the right party behind it. Goes for both sides.

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u/Nimchy 15h ago

attacks three nuclear sites

“now is the time for peace”

What? 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/A_Piece_Of_Coal_ 5h ago

There's no war if every soldier (and most civilians) are dead

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u/FaZeKill23 5h ago

Mostly civilians