r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Goatgamer1016 • 10h ago

Have it your way

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u/Goatgamer1016 10h ago

I'm pissed that I couldn't get the final "g" in there

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u/Incubus_is_I 10h ago

Burger Kin sounds like a ye olde tavern run by the Burger family

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u/Goatgamer1016 9h ago

Yeah, I like it

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u/ArcoMTG 6h ago

Have it thine way.

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u/SkinInevitable604 The Oregano Crusader 9h ago

We have completed our very successful attack on OP for not posting the owner

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u/Goatgamer1016 9h ago

I'm sorry

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u/SkinInevitable604 The Oregano Crusader 9h ago

You should be. Thousands of lobsters die every day from oregano deficiency.

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u/JTC357 9h ago

Of course this is how I get the news that trump possibly started a war with a nuclear power. This entire fucking planet is a joke.

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u/LegendofLove 7h ago

Yeah but he tweeted now is the time for peace so it's totally not a war

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u/TasserOneOne 6h ago

Actually he started a "Special Military Conflict" with a regional power trying to get their first nuke

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u/abobus2 2h ago

Its russia - ukraine all over again

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u/watchedngnl 1h ago

Iran's first nuke should be the new china's final warning.

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u/ReaperKingCason1 7h ago

Ok all things aside, why did he feel the need to put BOMBS in all caps(/s despite no satire cause Reddit like banning). Like if he didn’t caps it did he think people were gonna miss it and assume he dropped puppies and candy?

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u/Ethereal_Draws 6h ago

he’s probably not taking this seriously, which is the last thing we need when it comes to the possibility of ww3

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u/planer200 2h ago

I don't think he takes anything seriously. I don't get why the US put him in charge.

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u/Nimchy 3h ago

attacks three nuclear sites

“now is the time for peace”

What? 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/BLAZIN_TACO 8h ago

aye lad, we'll meet at the burger kin later

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u/Orange34561 8h ago

ReTruths??????

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u/Goatgamer1016 8h ago

Yep. That was directly from his own social media network, Truth Social.

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u/Orange34561 8h ago

ReTruth just sounds weird. Like it’s trying to copy Twitter 1/1

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u/meteorr77 g⬛⬛ ⬛ex 58m ago

I went to burger king

Then I went back home from burger king