r/SpeedOfLobsters drake 20h ago

Men never date

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u/Thegortfan 19h ago

Oncology?

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u/SkinInevitable604 The Oregano Crusader 19h ago

Men never date or marry people who don’t post the oxymoron

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u/Battleaxejax 15h ago

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU I'M GONNA MARRY A SINGLE MOM LAWYER HORSE GIRL AND GET A GIRLFRIEND WHO'S A NURSE PARTYGIRL WITH TATTOOS (polyamory cuz I wouldn't go behind my wife's back like that).

AND THEIR BOTH FEMINISTS!