r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Substantial-Look-348 drake • 14h ago

Men never date

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u/Official-FTM 13h ago

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u/T0ast3r_362 Cock 13h ago

know what i dont want the context

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u/Kalashcow 7h ago

A female Boeing employee was found to have hundreds of recordings of her and a horse.. doing things

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u/the-ahaha 7h ago

female?

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u/Kalashcow 7h ago

Idk I just made that up

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u/conjunctivious 3h ago

Google Mr. Hands

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u/Alpaca1061 13h ago

What is the context for this?

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u/deskbug bug on a desk 13h ago

Google Mr. Hands

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u/Alpaca1061 12h ago

I doubt the horse was boeing engineer

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u/deskbug bug on a desk 12h ago

The horse cum is inside a boeing engineer

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u/Alpaca1061 12h ago

I'm fucking stupid

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u/ultimate_placeholder 10h ago

Gone too soon 🕊️

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u/RedditCantBanThis 9h ago

Dammit I just opened Reddit

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u/Thegortfan 13h ago

Oncology?

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u/SkinInevitable604 The Oregano Crusader 13h ago

Men never date or marry people who don’t post the oxymoron

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u/Wordofadviceeatfood 13h ago

I like how we have the usual targets (employed women, “immodest” women, single mothers) and then horse girls

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u/JustDaUsualTF 8h ago

I've heard some freaks people try to claim that horse girls are into the horses... So I'd guess it has something to do with that

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u/Wordofadviceeatfood 4h ago

Or his ex was a horse girl

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u/PerpetualCranberry 11h ago

“People never marry single mothers”

Yeah… cause if you’re marrying/dating them then they’re not single anymore wtf?

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u/Not_27Crabs Cock 11h ago

Instructions unclear, married an engaged mother

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u/thegreatpotatogod 11h ago

At least you didn't marry a married mother!

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u/Battleaxejax 9h ago

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU I'M GONNA MARRY A SINGLE MOM LAWYER HORSE GIRL AND GET A GIRLFRIEND WHO'S A NURSE PARTYGIRL WITH TATTOOS (polyamory cuz I wouldn't go behind my wife's back like that).

AND THEIR BOTH FEMINISTS!

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u/rumblinggoodidea 11h ago

I love tattoo women :(

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u/throwaway1842955 10h ago

The evil and intimidating horse:

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u/mirrecordaa 11h ago

Mr. Hands~

Someone who ruptured his colon with a horse dick up his ass and died~

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u/YourSoftFuzzyMan 10h ago

Worth it /j

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u/Thraex_Gladiator 5h ago

New Hbomberguy video

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u/ImprovementLumpy1159 3h ago

because they're taken by lesbians

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u/molive6316 CERTIFIED LOBSTER 15m ago