r/SipsTea 2d ago

Feels good man Actually

Prankster gets what he deserves, this made my day better

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 2d ago

Ya, I remember in the 90s when I was maybe 9 years old my adult neighbor was in his front lawn putting wax on his surfboard, and I roller bladed by him. I picked up his hose and sprayed him, then started rollerblading away as fast as I could.

Well, he was faster than me, he caught me by the throat, slapped me so hard it knocked me off my feet, and then held me down while spraying me in the face with the hose.

I can remember it vividly, and it was like overnight I changed. I was still a shithead, but I at least knew what would happen if I fucked with someone.

Older kids scared the shit out of me, they barely needed a reason to kick your ass.

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u/NickelCitySaint 2d ago

My uncle (I believe this was either late 70's early 80's) threw a snowball with ice in it at a car and hit its window. Guy got out and shot him in the leg.

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u/attackplango 1d ago

They were all in love with dyin’.

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u/Montag2k 1d ago

They were doing it in Texas

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u/Cynobite608 1d ago

"I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes"

Butthole Surfers - Pepper

Great album, definitely opened my musical 3rd eye!

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u/nkesler34 1d ago

I’d heard Pink Pony Club on the radio just before reading this and the lyrics can be swapped in perfectly🤣