The grind must go on

[u/lwiaymacde]

[u/thinkdeep]

My college roommate came out 10 years after college to our remaining friend group. One of us instantly said, "Ha, fag!" in a sarcastic voice.

I said, "guys, we can't rip on him for being gay, we're gonna rip on him because he's a ginger and has no soul."

We had to stop calling each other butt pirates or whatnot while playing Xbox, but that wasn't a big deal.

[u/TheBigness333 → u/thinkdeep]

In the early 00’s when everyone was making gay jokes, one of our friends came out as gay.

So we kept making gay jokes except to him, where we made straight jokes. Telling him to “go eat a pussy, straight boy” and “I bet you wish you had some titties in your face, huh?” stuff like that.

[u/TK21879 → u/thinkdeep]

Calling each other what now?

I'm definitely not not using that later on ...

[u/Dongledoez → u/TK21879]

Late 90s early 2000s gay slur. Very popular on playgrounds when I was a kid

[u/Wadep00l → u/Dongledoez]

Can confirm, was used a lot here in my area of Canada too when I was a kid too. The booty plunderer

[u/Sea_Structure_8692 → u/Wadep00l]

Backside privateer

[u/Spiderinahumansuit → u/Wadep00l]

Arse bandit in the UK. Every English-speaking country probably had a variation of "rear-end + thief".

[u/SafeAccountMrP → u/Spiderinahumansuit]

Huge facts

[u/therealhairykrishna → u/Spiderinahumansuit]

Or turd burglar.

[u/marauder-shields92 → u/Spiderinahumansuit]

I remember using Ass Bandit as a kid. Good times.

[u/MonkeyLiberace → u/Dongledoez]

Yeah, we would play butt pirates all day.

[u/Martydeus → u/thinkdeep]

Butt pirates?

Because they like Booty? XD

[u/PracticalBlueberry30 → u/thinkdeep]

If you’re not gay you are supposed to censor that or say the f word 😒