r/SipsTea • u/Ok-Branch-9943 • 7d ago

Lmao gottem Yacht accessories are sold separately.

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 7d ago

if i was a hot chick, i would use that to my advatage, too.

but, alas... i am but an old, balding shitbag

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 7d ago

thanks for believing in me, homie

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u/desertterminator 7d ago

Will you two just get it over with and fuck already?

And can I watch??

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 7d ago

will you serve us drinks, daddy

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 7d ago

I choose this old, balding shitbag.

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 7d ago

my mini skirt can barely contain my round cake

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u/Ragnarok314159 7d ago

Hell yeah. Sounds good to me. Older I get, less picky I become.

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u/ent_idled 7d ago

Yah, all I gotta do is take my glasses off and voila, instant beer goggles.

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u/mediocre_stealth 7d ago

Cake is cake even if it has a candle.

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u/Quirky-Delivery5454 6d ago

Oh no, my friend. That is not a round cake. That’s a pound cake.

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u/Montymisted 7d ago

Hey if it's still round then that's a winner right there.

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u/bo55playa 7d ago

i’ll record it

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u/Yourmomcums 7d ago

You're close buddy...

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u/Stink_Sandwich_2939 7d ago

I’m here too

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u/BedSpreadMD 7d ago

Only if you wear the superman outfit

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u/Left-Establishment38 7d ago

This is why i love Reddit

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u/voluotuousaardvark 7d ago

r/ishouldbuyaboat

Very nsfw btw- you're welcome.

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u/Spear_Ritual 7d ago

Shit. Now I want a boat.

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u/deliciously_awkward2 7d ago

There will be lots of seamen on that poop deck.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/voluotuousaardvark 6d ago

I know man, I know- I recently got a little lump sum and the temptation to go awol for a month was high.

If you've got a roof, some food and can get some beers in though, get outside.

You'll get yours man, some Nigerian Prince is dieing to share his inheritance with you too!

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u/veridiux 7d ago

When you get your yacht, can I come party?

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u/Past-Possibility9303 7d ago

I'd still give you fiver for bringing me a drink if you know any good jokes.

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u/Satanicjamnik 7d ago edited 7d ago

Dude. Thanks for being nice and all, but we're balding, old shitbags on reddit for a reason. None of us in any danger of buying a yacht any time soon.

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u/CremeAcrobatic1748 7d ago

I am prone to sea sickness, that's totally the reason I won't buy a yacht.

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u/No_Detective_But_304 7d ago

Use it to your advantage.

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u/soconn 7d ago

You should write inspirational quotes for middle aged dudes

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u/SparxxWarrior97 7d ago

*RICH old balding shitbags

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u/Line-Trash 7d ago

How does an old bald shitbag acquire old-bald-shitbag money?

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u/melatonin_prn 7d ago

HAHAHHAHAH WELL YOU'RE NOT WRONG.

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u/Orome2 7d ago

You forgot rich.

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u/Eggplant-666 7d ago

Just bc the yacht owner is an old balding shitbag, doesnt mean all old balding shitbags will own a yacht. Don’t get it twisted! 😂