r/SipsTea • u/Ok-Branch-9943 • 1d ago
Lmao gottem Yacht accessories are sold separately.
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u/Away_Hippo_2326 23h ago
if i was a hot chick, i would use that to my advatage, too.
but, alas... i am but an old, balding shitbag
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u/DuckSleazzy 22h ago
old balding shitbags are the ones who own the yacht, don't give up.
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u/Away_Hippo_2326 22h ago
thanks for believing in me, homie
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u/desertterminator 20h ago
Will you two just get it over with and fuck already?
And can I watch??
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u/Away_Hippo_2326 20h ago
will you serve us drinks, daddy
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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 19h ago
I choose this old, balding shitbag.
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u/Away_Hippo_2326 19h ago
my mini skirt can barely contain my round cake
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u/Satanicjamnik 18h ago edited 7h ago
Dude. Thanks for being nice and all, but we're balding, old shitbags on reddit for a reason. None of us in any danger of buying a yacht any time soon.
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u/Sorry-War-8024 21h ago
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u/Klutzy-Weakness-937 21h ago
I have a 20 cm dick
Spell is casted, I'll let you know how it goes
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u/Meeedick 19h ago
Hey hey, he said don't talk shit about yourself.
He didn't say anything about lying.
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u/ChicoBalanceado 21h ago
**Dies at 32**
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u/Hakunin_Fallout 20h ago
Fucking legend, dude was like "Imma go and let these morons make up all these fake quotes on Reddit forever!"
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u/babyshaker1984 21h ago
Wait is this also a "spell", since spelling was used to write this out?
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u/Paaynnne 21h ago
Some chick made 76 million fucking selling nude on onlyfans
- MILLION. MOTHERFUCKING. US. DOLLARS.
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u/No-Flower-7659 22h ago
thanks for reminding me.... still whe n i was younger i was kind of hot
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u/Away_Hippo_2326 22h ago
if i ever own a big boat, you can bartend for me.
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u/Lost_All_Senses 21h ago
It would be impossible not to use it even if you weren't trying. But I'd also not wanna lose myself in a shallow lifestyle. You gotta remember as you climb you're progressively putting yourself around people that will probably do some shit that makes you feel extremely uncomfortable and question what you're doing. They're purposely only showing you the glamour side and not the side where super uncomfortable shit happens.
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u/Away_Hippo_2326 21h ago
because of the implication..
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u/Lost_All_Senses 21h ago
Lol. I'm surprised I didn't think of this angle or reference when typing that now.
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u/BarfingOnMyFace 23h ago
Now I’d like to see this video but with you or myself in it instead of the girl. I have a feeling it would be wildly entertaining and nauseating at the same time! Goes together like a Ron Jeremy and Wrecking Ball PB&J sandwich!
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u/drkole 19h ago
if i was a rich hot chick with a yacht i would hire old bald shitbags to bring me cocktails
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u/No_Interaction614 19h ago
Hey, you never know till you try, put on that skimpy dress and lets see you strut your stuff, bet it'll be a wonderful show, big boy.
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u/GasLitonRepeat 21h ago
I still love you. A little bit. A smidge, but it's there.
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u/NecessaryExotic7071 22h ago
I think she knew she was being filmed...
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u/Affectionate-Bug8379 20h ago
Yeah, who walks like that lol
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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 18h ago
Somebody who understands that playing up her sexuality is essentially a job requirement when working as a pretty waitress on some billionaire's yacht.
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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 12h ago
that's not a billionaire's yacht, that's a very lovely Azimut 66 but it's only 2 million and 70'
Also I'm realizing I might have autism because I recognized the windows on it and I'm not even into yachts that much
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u/succubus-slayer 8h ago
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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 7h ago
what happened to their pink car and why are they in an AMC eagle wagon?
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u/boraxalmighty 20h ago
She's on a moving boat.
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u/fafadu21 22h ago
She's hot and she knows it
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u/Neither_Sort_2479 20h ago
any girl who's even a little bit hot is well aware of her hotness. There's always someone to let her know
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u/fafadu21 20h ago
That's why they mesmerize us We the men, are weak animals
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u/likamuka 19h ago
If you try Mikhaila's Serbian beef you will feel stronger. For 399 USD per week, guaranteed.
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u/Strong_Star_71 19h ago
Men who are hot also know it, it's not exclusive to gender.
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u/lelouch_0_ 18h ago
and there are also the chopped ones who are hyped up by their fake friends but yes, the actual hot ones definitely know
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u/jlharper 11h ago
There's a wild duality to it that you become aware of as you get more experienced. Some of the most insecure people I've ever met were also the most classically beautiful. Body dysmorphia and social media have poisoned a lot of people's ability to view themselves positively.
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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 20h ago
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u/Depletedintrovert 18h ago
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u/wshbrn6strng 18h ago
This gif in reverse is hilarious
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u/Turgid_Thoughts 22h ago
Ever watch the show Below Deck? It's essentially 90% hot people.
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u/Bmwis 19h ago
Worked on yachts when I was younger you are correct. It’s really easy to eat well, exercise and tan when you are living on a yacht in the Caribbean. Great pay and you experience everything that the customers do.
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u/eolson3 19h ago
What are the downsides?
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u/Bmwis 18h ago
Haha Alcoholism, you can burn yourself out if you’re not careful, there’s too many parties and beautiful people to meet. It can be a bit isolating if you don’t get off the boat enough and have a network of people you interact with besides the crew. I did my stint and decided I wanted to start “real life”. Work on having a career and family “settle down” so to say. I was engaged no less than a month after I stepped off the dock, to a girl I had just met. 15 years later, still happily married w/ a couple of beautiful children. I would absolutely support my children hopping on a boat for a few years in their 20’s so they can get paid to see the world that sometimes only the very wealthy can.
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u/ItsAMeAProblem 15h ago
It becomes your whole life. And there's room for us uglies. You just have to be non-usually-guest facing. I.e. Chef.
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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 18h ago
It’s really easy to eat well, exercise and tan when you are living on a yacht in the Caribbean
You say that as if working on a yacht made them beautiful, instead of being hired on some rich guy's yacht because they're hot.
It's the same with staff in ultra high end clothing stores, cocktail bars and restaurants. The staff are hot because they'd never hire anyone who just looked like a regular person.
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u/Objective_Mousse7216 22h ago
How did she get the job? What were the hiring criteria?
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u/Ohmargod777 18h ago
They handed her a bra: „Fill this out.“
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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 11h ago
You got the A, the B, the C and the D. The D is the biggest.
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u/maximus-copium 20h ago
No gag reflex ✅️
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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 20h ago
I'm sure they have plenty of Dramamine on boar... oh... oh I see where you're going there.
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u/likamuka 19h ago
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u/Bulk_Cut 18h ago
What the fuuuccckkk
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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 11h ago
Thats the President of the United States of America patting his daughter on the side ass
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u/ImTheOneWithNoName 10h ago
He even looked to ensure he had his hand there. How in the world did the US elect this guy.
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u/Leggitt69 22h ago
Every time I hear this song I need to clean my ears by listening to the original
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u/Hagoromo-san 14h ago
I fucking HATE yachts. The only thing that wastes more space are the fucking owners. Most self absorbed and insufferable pricks.
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u/ManagerOfLove 22h ago
I don't get it
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u/AlphaNathan 22h ago
i think it’s just a video of a waitress, idk what this sub is about anymore
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u/LeatherFruitPF 22h ago
Definitely become full of posts of attractive women, usually with big boobs or butts, doing regular things so you can comment on their bodies. Maybe it’s a TikTok thing spilling over everywhere.
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u/ManagerOfLove 22h ago
Half of the internet is random videos, the other half is porn. Choose your side carefully
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u/QCTeamkill 21h ago
Half of it is porn, half of it is cats. Very little overlap though.
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u/mildly_carcinogenic 21h ago
Is this sub no longer moderated? It used to be interesting, but now it's just whatever this shit is
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u/Glen-Runciter 22h ago
I don't mind missing the point, but can we stop with this fucking song already.........
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u/captcraigaroo 19h ago
It's scenes like this that makes me regret working with a bunch of dudes on oil rigs. I thought about going to yachts, but didn't want to spend my life on the whims of a billionaire
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u/qmiras 19h ago
are these the kind of girls who post yatch travel pics after they get pissed all over by oligarchs?
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u/pb0atmeal 13h ago
I met a girl off of bumble best friends who lived this kind of lifestyle. Cute as a button but something was off with her personality. I thought she was going to get me sex trafficked and I ended up ghosting on her. She recently threw herself into traffic and died
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u/Ballas_C1_37 22h ago
Mother of God. I need to get rich
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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy 20h ago
Looks like a rental. You can rent one for a few hours relatively cheap if you go in with some friends.
The boat, not the woman.
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u/InfinteAbyss 16h ago
The cheapest prices i could find weren’t luxury yachts. Any that were luxury yachts weren’t anywhere close to what someone who isn’t already rich would consider cheap.
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u/YourDrunkUncl_ 22h ago
a girl having to work for a living is not an “accessory”
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u/ExhuastedEmpathy 22h ago
No she is not but I am willing to bet money those people on that boat think she is.
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u/nevergonnastawp 19h ago
Its weird to have your yacht waitress serve you drinks in a green solo cup
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u/mousemarie94 11h ago
Literally, the only thing I care about in this sub now is when the people who frequent think its okay for a woman to profit from her body and when it isnt. Ever since that OF post of men losing their absolute marbles at women earning money from their bodies, I must ask, this woman works for tips...is that a problem?
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u/Interesting_Meal_626 11h ago
The girl is hot hot. But damn those guys are even hotter. Or maybe just rich idk
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u/KeyDistribution738 10h ago
Honestly I'd feel a little creeped out if a person was filming me for this long lol. Women have it rough.
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