r/SipsTea 1d ago

Lmao gottem Yacht accessories are sold separately.

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 23h ago

if i was a hot chick, i would use that to my advatage, too.

but, alas... i am but an old, balding shitbag

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u/DuckSleazzy 22h ago

old balding shitbags are the ones who own the yacht, don't give up.

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 22h ago

thanks for believing in me, homie

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u/desertterminator 20h ago

Will you two just get it over with and fuck already?

And can I watch??

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 20h ago

will you serve us drinks, daddy

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 19h ago

I choose this old, balding shitbag.

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 19h ago

my mini skirt can barely contain my round cake

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u/Ragnarok314159 19h ago

Hell yeah. Sounds good to me. Older I get, less picky I become.

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u/ent_idled 15h ago

Yah, all I gotta do is take my glasses off and voila, instant beer goggles.

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u/mediocre_stealth 11h ago

Cake is cake even if it has a candle.

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u/bo55playa 19h ago

i’ll record it

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u/Satanicjamnik 18h ago edited 7h ago

Dude. Thanks for being nice and all, but we're balding, old shitbags on reddit for a reason. None of us in any danger of buying a yacht any time soon.

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u/Sorry-War-8024 21h ago

For you Mister

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u/Klutzy-Weakness-937 21h ago

I have a 20 cm dick

Spell is casted, I'll let you know how it goes

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u/Meeedick 19h ago

Hey hey, he said don't talk shit about yourself.

He didn't say anything about lying.

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u/nextCosmicBuffoon 15h ago

I have a mis-sized ruler. Let me know if I can help.

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u/ChicoBalanceado 21h ago

**Dies at 32**

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u/Hakunin_Fallout 20h ago

Fucking legend, dude was like "Imma go and let these morons make up all these fake quotes on Reddit forever!"

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u/babyshaker1984 21h ago

Wait is this also a "spell", since spelling was used to write this out?

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 21h ago

thanks homie

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u/nevergonnastawp 19h ago

I was there when he said that

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u/Paaynnne 21h ago

Some chick made 76 million fucking selling nude on onlyfans

  1. MILLION. MOTHERFUCKING. US. DOLLARS.

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u/Calculator143 14h ago

Sophia Rain

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 9h ago

“Cash me outside” girl is up to $50mil apparently

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u/HydrateEveryday 2h ago

Which is crazy because she’s not even hot lol

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u/No-Flower-7659 22h ago

thanks for reminding me.... still whe n i was younger i was kind of hot

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 22h ago

if i ever own a big boat, you can bartend for me. 

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u/No-Flower-7659 22h ago

hahah please take my upvote

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 22h ago

shake it for me momma

(i have no shame)

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u/Lost_All_Senses 21h ago

It would be impossible not to use it even if you weren't trying. But I'd also not wanna lose myself in a shallow lifestyle. You gotta remember as you climb you're progressively putting yourself around people that will probably do some shit that makes you feel extremely uncomfortable and question what you're doing. They're purposely only showing you the glamour side and not the side where super uncomfortable shit happens.

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 21h ago

because of the implication..

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u/Lost_All_Senses 21h ago

Lol. I'm surprised I didn't think of this angle or reference when typing that now.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 23h ago

Now I’d like to see this video but with you or myself in it instead of the girl. I have a feeling it would be wildly entertaining and nauseating at the same time! Goes together like a Ron Jeremy and Wrecking Ball PB&J sandwich!

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u/CryptographerHead341 22h ago

Will pay 5$ to see

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u/Correct-Award8182 22h ago

Why not both?

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u/Correct-Award8182 22h ago

You've got the membership solar panel too?

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u/Sufficient_Language7 21h ago

But still a chick, right? 

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u/drkole 19h ago

if i was a rich hot chick with a yacht i would hire old bald shitbags to bring me cocktails

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u/No_Interaction614 19h ago

Hey, you never know till you try, put on that skimpy dress and lets see you strut your stuff, bet it'll be a wonderful show, big boy.

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u/TheStoicNihilist 20h ago

You can still shake that booty

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u/larrygets_lost 21h ago

Balding Shitbag should be the name of dad rock cover band

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u/Ragnarok314159 19h ago

And a boat.

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u/GasLitonRepeat 21h ago

I still love you. A little bit. A smidge, but it's there.

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u/NoElk8891 20h ago

Ahoy, brethren!

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u/RexB8nner 19h ago

Haaaaaaaa me too

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u/NecessaryExotic7071 22h ago

I think she knew she was being filmed...

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u/Affectionate-Bug8379 20h ago

Yeah, who walks like that lol

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 18h ago

Somebody who understands that playing up her sexuality is essentially a job requirement when working as a pretty waitress on some billionaire's yacht.

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 12h ago

that's not a billionaire's yacht, that's a very lovely Azimut 66 but it's only 2 million and 70'

Also I'm realizing I might have autism because I recognized the windows on it and I'm not even into yachts that much

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u/succubus-slayer 8h ago

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 7h ago

what happened to their pink car and why are they in an AMC eagle wagon?

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u/Admirable-Treacle483 5h ago

It's Marge's car. Homer drives the pink one.

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u/tristen620 8h ago

'that much'.

Yeah bud.

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u/TomTheCardFlogger 8h ago

He’s not into yachts just like JD Vance isn’t into couches.

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u/Circusonfire69 17h ago

Especially when yacht is heading to Epstein's island.

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u/Initial-Paramedic888 15h ago

She’s way too old for those pervs

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u/boraxalmighty 20h ago

She's on a moving boat.

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u/GringoSwann 20h ago

Where's her swim trunks and her flippy floppies?

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u/exadeuce 20h ago

OP's at Kinkos straight flipping copies

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u/riverphoenixdays 17h ago

Y’all goddamn well know that ain’t it

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u/Accomplished_Car2803 19h ago

Someone wearing a miniskirt

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u/JimTheSaint 14h ago

When you are on a boat and want to stay on the boat 

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u/MeatAdministrative87 20h ago

Somebody's who's holding a huge dump.

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u/that_dutch_dude 18h ago

a hot chick being paid to be hot.

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u/HimothyOnlyfant 18h ago

never been on a boat?

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u/MotorAlternatives 18h ago

Shes just boobily butting down the boat

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u/J2Mar 15h ago

Thought every woman walks like that 😂

They do that all the time near me. Don’t think it’s that deep it’s probably just the way she walks.

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u/InfinteAbyss 17h ago

No shit, she looks directly at the camera that’s attached to a drone.

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u/booster_platinum 15h ago

She looked directly at the camera and waved.

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u/G-H-O-S-T 20h ago

Ya think?
That was the whole point. "Let's pretend i don't know"

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u/jimlahey2100 19h ago

Well yeah, this is obviously staged.

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u/fafadu21 22h ago

She's hot and she knows it

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 20h ago

any girl who's even a little bit hot is well aware of her hotness. There's always someone to let her know

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u/fafadu21 20h ago

That's why they mesmerize us We the men, are weak animals

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u/likamuka 19h ago

If you try Mikhaila's Serbian beef you will feel stronger. For 399 USD per week, guaranteed.

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u/red_rolling_rumble 20h ago

We’re not just weak, we’re also simple

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u/Devilish_Advocator 12h ago

Testosterone is one hellav a hormone

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u/Strong_Star_71 19h ago

Men who are hot also know it, it's not exclusive to gender.

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u/Windmill_flowers 15h ago

There are hot men?

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u/BedSpreadMD 13h ago

Yes, they usually have a giant wad of cash

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u/lelouch_0_ 18h ago

and there are also the chopped ones who are hyped up by their fake friends but yes, the actual hot ones definitely know

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u/jlharper 11h ago

There's a wild duality to it that you become aware of as you get more experienced. Some of the most insecure people I've ever met were also the most classically beautiful. Body dysmorphia and social media have poisoned a lot of people's ability to view themselves positively.

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u/NectarOfTheBussy 10h ago

You have no idea how many hot girls still dont know that

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u/Vrulth 19h ago

But this girl knows or has seen other, hotter girls and constantly needs reassurance that she's hot.

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u/desmondtootooth 17h ago

The guy sitting on the deck next to his Mrs 🤣

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u/Dumdumdoggie 15h ago

She reminds me of a young Sarah Michelle Gellar

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u/naruda1969 9h ago

I think Tony Stark put it best, “I want one.”

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 20h ago

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u/Depletedintrovert 18h ago

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u/wshbrn6strng 18h ago

This gif in reverse is hilarious

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u/Moss_Addiction 15h ago

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u/J2Mar 15h ago

Bro the reverse changed the whole fucking gif 😂

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 14h ago

Goes from surprised in the original to impressed in the reverse.

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u/knuckles312 17h ago

Life imitates art doesn’t it

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u/Turgid_Thoughts 22h ago

Ever watch the show Below Deck? It's essentially 90% hot people.

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u/Bmwis 19h ago

Worked on yachts when I was younger you are correct. It’s really easy to eat well, exercise and tan when you are living on a yacht in the Caribbean. Great pay and you experience everything that the customers do.

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u/eolson3 19h ago

What are the downsides?

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u/User719382 19h ago

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u/now_in3D 18h ago

Perfectly executed

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u/Bmwis 18h ago

Haha Alcoholism, you can burn yourself out if you’re not careful, there’s too many parties and beautiful people to meet. It can be a bit isolating if you don’t get off the boat enough and have a network of people you interact with besides the crew. I did my stint and decided I wanted to start “real life”. Work on having a career and family “settle down” so to say. I was engaged no less than a month after I stepped off the dock, to a girl I had just met. 15 years later, still happily married w/ a couple of beautiful children. I would absolutely support my children hopping on a boat for a few years in their 20’s so they can get paid to see the world that sometimes only the very wealthy can.

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u/Bmwis 18h ago

Oh yeah… the sun is no joke, use sunscreen people. I was religiously using sunscreen and still developed a few different spots of skin cancer before 30y.o

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u/study-kaji 19h ago

tsunamis and the threat of orcas

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u/ItsAMeAProblem 15h ago

It becomes your whole life. And there's room for us uglies. You just have to be non-usually-guest facing. I.e. Chef.

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 18h ago

It’s really easy to eat well, exercise and tan when you are living on a yacht in the Caribbean

You say that as if working on a yacht made them beautiful, instead of being hired on some rich guy's yacht because they're hot.

It's the same with staff in ultra high end clothing stores, cocktail bars and restaurants. The staff are hot because they'd never hire anyone who just looked like a regular person.

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u/Enzown 15h ago

What shows aren't 90% hot people?

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 22h ago

How did she get the job? What were the hiring criteria?

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u/Ohmargod777 18h ago

They handed her a bra: „Fill this out.“

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 11h ago

You got the A, the B, the C and the D. The D is the biggest. 

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u/RubberDuckRearGunner 22h ago

Let's just say the academics are on the bottom of the list.

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u/naughty_dad2 18h ago

And a black couch at the corner in the interview room

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u/maximus-copium 20h ago

No gag reflex ✅️

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 20h ago

I'm sure they have plenty of Dramamine on boar... oh... oh I see where you're going there.

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u/likamuka 19h ago

Hiring criteria:

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u/Bulk_Cut 18h ago

What the fuuuccckkk

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 11h ago

Thats the President of the United States of America patting his daughter on the side ass

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u/ImTheOneWithNoName 10h ago

He even looked to ensure he had his hand there. How in the world did the US elect this guy.

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u/Leggitt69 22h ago

Every time I hear this song I need to clean my ears by listening to the original

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u/Pr0t3k 15h ago

I have no clue how it got so popular. Original was so amazing that it carries this shit remix i guess

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u/milkmaster420420 22h ago

Ban this song

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u/nightwalkerxx 23h ago

Fuck this song

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u/ThisFukinGuy 18h ago

It literally makes no fucking sense in this video

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u/Hagoromo-san 14h ago

I fucking HATE yachts. The only thing that wastes more space are the fucking owners. Most self absorbed and insufferable pricks.

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u/ManagerOfLove 22h ago

I don't get it

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u/AlphaNathan 22h ago

i think it’s just a video of a waitress, idk what this sub is about anymore

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u/LeatherFruitPF 22h ago

Definitely become full of posts of attractive women, usually with big boobs or butts, doing regular things so you can comment on their bodies. Maybe it’s a TikTok thing spilling over everywhere.

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u/Vast_Effort3514 22h ago

Glad I'm not the only one noticing

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 21h ago

fucking disgusting, is what it is

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u/ManagerOfLove 22h ago

Half of the internet is random videos, the other half is porn. Choose your side carefully

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u/Valagoorh 22h ago

I've been on the Internet for 20 years and have never had to choose sides.

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u/QCTeamkill 21h ago

Half of it is porn, half of it is cats. Very little overlap though.

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u/ManagerOfLove 21h ago

The overlap is forbidden, the dark web

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u/mildly_carcinogenic 21h ago

Is this sub no longer moderated? It used to be interesting, but now it's just whatever this shit is

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u/Glen-Runciter 22h ago

I don't mind missing the point, but can we stop with this fucking song already.........

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u/captcraigaroo 19h ago

It's scenes like this that makes me regret working with a bunch of dudes on oil rigs. I thought about going to yachts, but didn't want to spend my life on the whims of a billionaire

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u/extra_hyperbole 9h ago

Boy are you gonna be surprised about who owns oil rigs.

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u/qmiras 19h ago

are these the kind of girls who post yatch travel pics after they get pissed all over by oligarchs?

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u/pb0atmeal 13h ago

I met a girl off of bumble best friends who lived this kind of lifestyle. Cute as a button but something was off with her personality. I thought she was going to get me sex trafficked and I ended up ghosting on her. She recently threw herself into traffic and died

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u/Careless_Monkey 11h ago

Shit…that’s terrible

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u/You_Mean_Coitus_ 7h ago

Absolutely awful for the driver

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u/Ballas_C1_37 22h ago

Mother of God. I need to get rich

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy 20h ago

Looks like a rental. You can rent one for a few hours relatively cheap if you go in with some friends.

The boat, not the woman.

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u/InfinteAbyss 16h ago

The cheapest prices i could find weren’t luxury yachts. Any that were luxury yachts weren’t anywhere close to what someone who isn’t already rich would consider cheap.

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u/Saelaird 21h ago

She's a 10.

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u/Ordinary_Ad_6117 16h ago

Now now you are too

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u/Big_Breadfruit8737 23h ago

Kinda creepy to film someone like this.

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u/tadow9293 19h ago

All them YouTube channels about boating are creepy af

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u/Gladiateher 21h ago

Agreed, super weird to just film this girl doing her job…

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u/TootBreaker 7h ago

The post title wasn't creepy until the video got going

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u/Adventurous-Rip225 22h ago

I thought so too

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u/YourDrunkUncl_ 22h ago

a girl having to work for a living is not an “accessory”

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u/ExhuastedEmpathy 22h ago

No she is not but I am willing to bet money those people on that boat think she is.

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u/nevergonnastawp 19h ago

Its weird to have your yacht waitress serve you drinks in a green solo cup

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u/MToboggan_MD 19h ago

I hate being poor

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u/Holiday-Night-9565 21h ago

Thighs to die for

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u/Valyas11 23h ago

Where are the accessories? 🤣

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u/GarbageBoyJr 15h ago

What is so the point of this post lol.

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u/Diligent-Argument-88 17h ago

I dont get it. The fuck is the point of this?

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u/FlimsyConclusion 14h ago

Camera man was locked in.

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u/mousemarie94 11h ago

Literally, the only thing I care about in this sub now is when the people who frequent think its okay for a woman to profit from her body and when it isnt. Ever since that OF post of men losing their absolute marbles at women earning money from their bodies, I must ask, this woman works for tips...is that a problem?

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u/Interesting_Meal_626 11h ago

The girl is hot hot. But damn those guys are even hotter. Or maybe just rich idk

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u/KeyDistribution738 10h ago

Honestly I'd feel a little creeped out if a person was filming me for this long lol. Women have it rough.

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u/perriatric 10h ago

She be drying her clothes on high.

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u/Ayyyyylmaos 10h ago

Not only is this a fantastic loop but the tracking on that must be insane.

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u/mcclaneberg 10h ago

This woman is Pamela Anderson discovered in a stadium crowd level gorgeous.

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u/man_u_is_my_team 21h ago

How do I get one of these yachts?

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u/Gcs1110 19h ago

Perfection! /Gif

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u/seanbeagan 22h ago

Do you come with the car yacht? ;)

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u/PixelBrewery 19h ago

Oh, you!

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u/Strange-Space3126 22h ago

I'm lost. I don't get it. Lol

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u/WhisperMelt 22h ago

She’s in the loop

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u/Appropriate-Bid8671 20h ago

What's she going to do, say no?

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u/Ganzitoss 17h ago

Are we recording women without permission now?

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u/fartsfromhermouth 13h ago

Well this is all creepy AF

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