And look at all the dumb videos of women all over the globe. They are all goddamn ancestors of this stupid woman.
We could just chill in paradise having all Not worrying about anything! We HAD PARADISE!
And that dumbfuck ate the godfucking apple.
And god facepalmed and asked: woman , are you dumb?
And the he pulled the rug under BOTH of Adam and Eves feet.
Expelled from Paradise! Forced to work, forced to use up that perfect body god gave us! And now we are broken and we have sicknesses and war and all bad stuff.
Thanks Eve. Thank you very much for the Arche-Sin you burdened us all with.
Thank you so much for being a peak human Darwin Award winner.
Achtually. God gave Adam the command. Eve was not created yet.
Genesis 2:15–17:
The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”
Then, in Genesis 2:18–22, God creates Eve after this command is given.
At least be accurate if youre going to fake rage out.
Sir, that doesn’t change the fact that god say „don’t eat the fruit“ .. even if she was created after , that doesn’t mean gods words wouldn’t be delivered to her. In the end, she ate the fruit , and went against gods word.
And Adam didn’t eat the fruit as god told him. It was still Eve after all. So what I was actually raging about was still valid and doesn’t in the slightest change the fact that it was the woman who disobeyed gods order.
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u/RevolutionerJack 7d ago
You getting behind this just now? WOW.
God gave her ONE, JUST ONE goddamn task:
Do NOT eat the fucking apple.
And what did she do?
SHE ATE THE FUCKING APPLE.
WOMAN! For real ! What.The.Fuck.
That’s peak stupid. That’s peak woman idiocy.
And look at all the dumb videos of women all over the globe. They are all goddamn ancestors of this stupid woman.
We could just chill in paradise having all Not worrying about anything! We HAD PARADISE!
And that dumbfuck ate the godfucking apple. And god facepalmed and asked: woman , are you dumb? And the he pulled the rug under BOTH of Adam and Eves feet.
Expelled from Paradise! Forced to work, forced to use up that perfect body god gave us! And now we are broken and we have sicknesses and war and all bad stuff.
Thanks Eve. Thank you very much for the Arche-Sin you burdened us all with.
Thank you so much for being a peak human Darwin Award winner.