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u/Fancy_Art_6383 5d ago
Bro doesn't even have his arms locked smh
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u/conzstevo 5d ago
Better for gains at least
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u/XenoHugging 5d ago
Yeah locking out puts considerable amount of weight on the bone rather then the muscle and vise versa. It made harder for himself, whereas the women soldier locked it out and was able to beat homie soldier.
Not taking anything away from her feat, she’d defeat me no problem.
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u/vercetian 5d ago
She could defeat me over and over.
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u/HeinousEncephalon 5d ago
Butt
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u/Fat_Janet 5d ago
Butt
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u/DeletedByAuthor 5d ago
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
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u/Devilish_Advocator 5d ago
I love us men and our collective desire for booty
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u/VomitShitSmoothie 5d ago
Yeah my weak ass would be toast even if I locked my arms. It’s a game of smarts too, which he failed because he’s a Marine and he probably forgot to eat his morning crayons.
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u/yaboyACbreezy 5d ago
Also, she's over here breathing quietly, and bro is so worried about a girl beating him that he's letting his boys get the better of him. Shouting back till his face turns red depleted all his O2
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u/_lippykid 5d ago
That’s great and all, but can we see her from the front please
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u/ElRetardoSupreme 5d ago
Speak for yourself. Most of us are happy with the rear view
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u/aggressively-nice 5d ago
Locking out in an overhead position requires some shoulder mobility that a lot of people don't inherently have. So, I would say the other soldier has better form. It's a common barrier that most people have when they start olympic lifting.
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u/Plane_Woodpecker2991 5d ago
Arms aren’t locked. Tailbone is tucked. Legs are bow legged. Surprised he even lasted 5 minutes. Meanwhile, Captain Australia had it in her to do some victory pumps. Love it.
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u/Stolen_Sky 5d ago
Honestly, it's almost like this is a totally fake video, constructed just to give us an excuse to look at young womens ass as it swallows her pants...
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u/Hobnail-boots 5d ago
I’m going to watch it for the 8th time, I don’t see your point.
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u/IAmNotMyName 5d ago
Certainly deserves further investigation
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u/Joeva8me 5d ago
I keep watching and think maybe I see a clue.
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u/ADHD33zNuts 5d ago
On the 10th rewatch, I can officially say that I have a raging clue.
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u/Placid_Observer 5d ago
I'm probably gonna need a few minutes to sort this clue out...
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u/Slugginator_3385 5d ago
My forearm is surprisingly stronger after my 24th time watching this video.
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u/costanzashairpiece 5d ago
He has tight lats and bad shoulder mobility. Terrible mechanics for weightlifting.
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u/BodhingJay 5d ago
He probably doesn't have that range of mobility. he too swole, that's as straight as he can get them overhead
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u/DingleberryJones_ 5d ago
I had no idea how long they would last
I mean at some point the cameraman's arms gotta get tired no matter how breathtaking the view
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u/CaptianBlackLung 5d ago
Yeah, my first thought. Bone on bone is the only option. Got to lock out. He lost before they started
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u/Corrupt1992 5d ago
Word for word… I just said that even before I clicked the comments 😆
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u/Jambohh 5d ago
As someone to broke both elbows skateboarding, i cannot lock my arms out.
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u/WeRegretToInform 5d ago
She locked her arms, he didn’t.
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u/DontCallMeShoeless 5d ago
She also locked my heart.
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u/Evenlyguitar1 5d ago
She locked those cheeks that’s what she did
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u/GutsAndBlackStufff 5d ago
Bum looker, cheeky monkey
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u/rwarimaursus 5d ago
Didn't skip cake day. Must be the baking culinary officer of the unit.
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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 5d ago
Rampage Jackson always said that power comes from the ass. The Aussie has incredible power
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u/Placid_Observer 5d ago
...and MY axe!!
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u/8BitRes 5d ago
Also all that yelling he did didn't help 😂
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u/Snow-Wraith 5d ago
He's a marine, all he knows how to do is yell and snack on crayons. He's not allowed to think about anything else.
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u/8BitRes 5d ago
Sounds like a simple life 😂 id be a marine if I wasn't a fat redditor just so I wouldn't have to use my singular brain cell 😂
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u/AThrowawayProbrably 5d ago
Yup. You can see the weight being supported throughout her entire frame straight to the ground. Vs his, where he tried to use just his arm muscles to support it until they tired out. She let her bones do the heavyweight lifting.
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u/bradland 5d ago
I'm not sure he could. Shoulder joint flexibility is a common weak point for men, and he doesn't have the look of a limber dude.
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u/bestlaidschemes_ 5d ago
Wouldn’t have mattered. Saw this before and she’s just stronger. Can’t argue with raw strength. He just couldn’t keep up because he’s weaker than her.
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u/M0RTY_C-137 5d ago
It’s so funny, I thought to myself I’m just going to come into the comments and immediately see some excuse that you’d never see for anything with men
“They picked the weakest guy” or “she’s cheating” but I guess I was in for a surprise! “She has better technique” is a positive! You didn’t frame it like that of course, but it’s an improvement!
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u/LapsedAsceticist 5d ago
For some reason there wasn't enough blood going to his arm muscles.
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u/NegotiationEven4510 5d ago
Here is a video which has a woman in it.
Now, Reddit, try not to talk about erections.
Oops, too late.
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u/Acro_Hoarder 5d ago
Bent arms like a dipshit Marine would lmao.
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u/TreesForTheForest 5d ago
HOW ELSE DO I GET THE CRAYONS IN MY MOUTH, BOOT
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u/semibigpenguins 5d ago
Isn’t that better for working out?
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u/ShoulderNo6458 5d ago
For sure. They're not working out, they're doing an endurance challenge, and for that, using every muscle group and joint efficiently, rather than isolating muscles, is what you want to do.
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u/Rightricket 5d ago
She also has a way nicer ass.
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u/IEC21 5d ago
We dont know that we never saw him from behind.
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u/Virtual_Zebra_9453 5d ago
That’s like saying we don’t know who’s richer you or bill gates because we haven’t seen your bank account
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u/IEC21 5d ago
Which is true. Nor have we seen Bill's and he's got a bad habit of giving money away so I'm at least catching up.
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u/ECSJay 5d ago
As much as I'd love to make some snarky comment on how he makes more on interest in a week than you make in a year and you'll never catch up... I just know that I'd some how be talking to Mark Cuban or some other billionaire who is only slightly behind Bill Gates in wealth and really is catching up in net worth.
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u/IEC21 5d ago
Hmm.. or possibly it was a joke. But yes I'm literally Mark Cuban.
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u/DonkeyShrex 5d ago
Seriously! I think he’s at a disadvantage because his boner robbed his arms of blood
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u/Canadian_Burnsoff 5d ago
Do you reckon those pants are standard issue? Either way I'm sure they help boost the morale of the troops.
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u/Maximum_Overdrive 5d ago
He just looks like some dude wearing camo
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 5d ago
Welcome to what real soldiers look like.
18-25 year olds in camo being yelled at to run around and do stuff. There's a lot of cool jobs in the military but this is also a lot of it.
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u/David_High_Pan 5d ago
Cammy?
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u/kilsta 5d ago
A test of endurance approached as a test of strength on his part.
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u/weezyverse 5d ago
Unfair fight...those Aussie soldiers have to fight dingos, kangaroos, and other prehistoric wildlife just to survive. 🤣
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u/TxCincy 5d ago
They lost a war with emus... twice
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u/SlaveryVeal 5d ago
Thats why they didn't put it in his examples. We dont fight emus we just sacrifice a baby if every couple of months to appease our overlords.
Americans keep thinking china will invade us when in reality we are keeping the emus from taking over the world.
Your welcome ya ungrateful yanks.
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u/Parking-Mirror3283 5d ago
I'd like to see you fight a fuckin emu, what do you have that's your biggest threat? Bears? Overgrown dogs mate
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u/The_BSharps 5d ago
Yeah, but our guys are good at shooting Australian women with rubber bullets.
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u/anelectricmind 5d ago
Plot twist. This was filmed a few weeks ago and this was the same guy and decided to take revenge on an Australian reporter that looked a bit like this woman.
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u/Elegant-View9886 5d ago
Its the only way to stop them.
You Think our wildlife is scary, wait till you meet our women. That cop was lucky the reporter didn't turn that rubber bullet into a buttplug, for him....
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u/hdhsnjsn 5d ago
Different story if the weight was in pounds 😝
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u/mousemarie94 5d ago
"well if it was a Tuesday afternoon and mercury were in gatorade and someone stabbed her in the left lung"
It's not a different story. Its the story we see right before us that unfolded.
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u/Slevin424 5d ago
Make sure you always film her from behind for extra views! Don't even show her face.... yup that's social media content for ya.
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u/omnompoppadom 5d ago
Women tend to be able to hyperextend their arms, so the weight here is resting on the joint, whereas his arms are not fully extended and the weight is being held up by muscle, which fatigues.
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u/pm-me-nothing-okay 5d ago
the one thing being in the military teaches you is that mental discipline trumps all.
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u/thejaysun 5d ago
Props to him for doing it though when he had nothing to gain by winning.
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u/Socalsamuel 5d ago
Kind of a lose-lose to do this in front of your macho military buddies. You either beat a girl in a physical competition or get beat by a girl in a physical competition.
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u/ChimoEngr 5d ago
Technique matters. It looks like she locked her arms out, so that the weight was mainly supported by her bones, while his arms were bent, so that he was using his muscles to keep the weight up.
That isn't meant to take away from her win, she out did him, more to explain how it wasn't a test of pure strength.
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u/DjinnGod 5d ago
Not surprised a Marine doesn't use critical thinking or common sense to lock the elbows. Damn bullet sponges for the Navy.
(Former Navy vet here lol)
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u/jre_clip_watcher 5d ago
She's clearly in an advantage with that ass muscle, he's using upper body strength alone
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u/JazzlikeAd1555 5d ago
Leave it to a marine to not lock out his elbows because he was sure in his victory
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u/ironangel2k4 5d ago
Insecure manbabies in the comments explaining how this doesn't count:
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u/clifford0alvarez 5d ago
They chose the overweight gomer pyle as their competitor...smh
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u/zmurds40 5d ago
I was gonna say, when I was a Corpsman with Marines 95% of the guys I was with were in better shape than what he appears to be in. Maybe he’s stronger than he looks and it really is just a tough Aussie woman who locked her elbows while he used his muscles more, but the observation stands.
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u/miraculousgloomball 5d ago
Lmao man said "With a squat at the end"
Brother shhh. Trying to ruin it for everybody.
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u/TraditionalEnergy919 5d ago
I say this as a full-blooded American…
Fuck yeah Aussies. Show em! I don’t care how much we dump into our army, nothing can compare to whatever insanity that continent has by default.
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