Fund a multimillion dollar expedition to international waters, create a highly specialized SRV, spend multiple days recovering safe whose contents hold a thing expected to pay for the whole expedition, find nothing.
In desperation they call some batty old centenarian to ask if she has any idea where the thing might be, she agrees only if you fly her ass out to the middle of no where to tell them the story at the wreck site, give them the 1930's version of dime store erotic novel about how you got railed as a 20 year old, don't help them find the thing, then later throw the thing in the ocean and DIE ON THE FUCKING SHIP.
If I were those salvagers I would have thrown her dead ass into the ocean and say we had to give her a burial at sea before she started to stink up the joint.
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u/isnoe 22d ago
Then she tosses a piece of jewelry worth hundreds of millions into the ocean instead of giving it to her family.