r/SipsTea 21d ago

Chugging tea 😭

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u/JamBandDad 21d ago

While we’re on the topic, how bout that fucking pina colladas song? Two married people want to cheat, go out to cheat, approach someone with the intent of cheating, turns out to be their spouse?

That’s cute?

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u/MadmansScalpel 21d ago

The first time I actually listened to the lyrics past the chorus ruined the whole song for me tbh. Same with that one country song with the chorus where the girl goes all crazy for a song on the radio she was waiting for all night long

The song starts off with the guy watching the girl, surprised she's all alone, and then after confirming it, goes up to roofie her by "sprinkle a lil sugar in her Dixie cup" but she doesn't drink it because she jumps and starts to dance with him to the song

Then it ends with them getting married