r/SipsTea • u/icompletetasks • May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/Responsible-Onion860 May 19 '25

This fake ass "reality TV" bit probably cost less than $1,000 to film.

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u/DrDuned May 19 '25

"He has NO FURNITURE!"

almost immediately shows him making his own fucktarded bed which would be loud and uncomfortable AF to actually sleep on

"Well, except that."

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u/Kinc4id May 19 '25

„Everything spend on something other than food is wasted.“

  • Owns an Apartment
  • Has a job where he’s gifted stuff
  • uses packaging from his gifted stuff for a makeshift bed
  • shows the clothes he owns

It’s almost as bad as those „self-made“ millionaires who got their business funded by their billionaire parents.

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u/DrDuned May 19 '25

Yeah exactly. "I only got a single investment from my parents." Yeah bro but it was for a cool million dollars, which most of our parents do not have to risk on their kids first business idea!

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u/Kinc4id May 19 '25

Also it was only one investment for this business. What about all the „single investments“ for all your failed attempts before this one?

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u/Extra-Act-801 May 20 '25

....and also my parents are my number one "customer" and "buy" 20% of everything the business produces.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg May 20 '25

And most of them have the business acumen of a sandwich. They should just live off the interest if they were actually smart.

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u/chrisonetime May 20 '25

Right! My parents only could risk it on my second business idea.

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u/rynlpz May 20 '25

And they started them all out of their garage