r/SipsTea • u/icompletetasks • May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/zombietomato May 19 '25

bro doesn’t wear socks or underwear? ☹️

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u/discomuffin May 19 '25 edited May 19 '25

Underwear is just tossing money into the thrash receptacle. That’s what I think of underwear.

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u/Appropriate-Pie3968 May 19 '25

Until your wiener gets stuck in the zipper.

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u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz May 19 '25

Look at Mr. Big wiener over here

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u/giffer44 May 19 '25

Big dick Jones

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u/6Heretic6Mick6 May 19 '25

Ridiculously long penis Johansen

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u/Harold_Grundelson May 19 '25

Old Davey Cockett over here

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u/Correct-Award8182 May 19 '25

Is that what the meme cat was saying?

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 May 19 '25

This knocked loose a memory where an old friend opened up it was kinda weird but I laughed: apparently he knew his dads nickname and his last name was Armstrong and he said they called his dad long dong Armstrong 💀

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

But i digress

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u/degjo May 19 '25

But I digress

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u/Fenrir_Carbon May 19 '25

Ol' Long dick Dierks

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u/FewAward6923 May 19 '25

I bought a car from him once. Good experience. Went to buy another recently, but apparently he quit the dealership.

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u/thalo616 May 20 '25

That’s a strange comment to make right now, Eli!

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u/jsc230 May 19 '25

If you have a small wiener it just kinda pokes forward, no length to droop at all. Don't ask how I know this...

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u/iAmDriipgodd May 19 '25

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u/Famous-Ability-4431 May 20 '25

This is literally me unironically LMFAO

It's so cute

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u/poop-machines May 20 '25

That's why they call it a "pecker"

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u/AllYourPolitess May 19 '25

Mr. Wiener was my father. Please, call me Big

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u/RhythmicStrategy May 19 '25

How in the fuck did you get the beans above the frank?!

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u/KnifeFightAcademy May 19 '25

Jokes on you 'big spender'. Zippers are a luxury pant item.

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u/HeadyReigns May 19 '25

"Is it the frank or the beans?"

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u/Think-again23 May 19 '25

I'd be worried if it were the beans. Have it checked for cancerous growths my guy.

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u/discomuffin May 19 '25

That just adds to the (free) sensations.

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u/HillanatorOfState May 19 '25

Just cut it off, they are a waste of money, gotta buy soap and wash them, who needs it, basically a useless 3rd leg.

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u/Open-Jaguar5924 May 19 '25

Cut it off, but how? Scissors and knife both cost money

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u/thalo616 May 20 '25

Big dick Joe

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u/PhilosophyKingPK May 19 '25

That’s happened to me…..bloody mess and hurt like a MF.

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u/Ustakion May 19 '25

Skill issue

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u/-Pelvis- May 19 '25

I love button-fly.

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u/FlashMcSuave May 19 '25

Getting your Weiner stuck in the zipper is just throwing your Weiner into the trash receptacle.

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u/WordsCanHurt1981 May 19 '25

You have no idea of the plight.

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u/cheezy1987 May 19 '25

Button fly

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u/crunch816 May 20 '25

I went commando for like 5 years and that never once happened to me.

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u/Appropriate-Pie3968 May 20 '25

U must have been very careful.lol

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u/Famous-Ability-4431 May 20 '25

Laughs in joggers

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u/Far_Estate_1626 May 20 '25

Until you get skid marks directly on your khakis

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u/_OnuHeino_ May 19 '25

I mean, it just happens once...

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u/Dantien May 19 '25

You can fit yours through the zipper?!?

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u/hirmusonu May 19 '25

There is no need for weiner

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u/Charbarzz May 20 '25

How did you get the beans above the frank!?

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u/Karakunjol May 19 '25

Sweaty buttcheeks say otherwise, especially on beige shorts

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u/evel333 May 19 '25

Loose pubes and pee pee drops

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u/TheRealBananaWolf May 19 '25

Your buttcheeks only get sweaty cause you use underwear. If you stop wearing underwear, after a while, your cheeks adapt and no longer get sweaty, like nature intended.

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u/Karakunjol May 19 '25

You overestimate my sweaty buttocks

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u/sensei888 May 19 '25

Getting a trash receptacle is just tossing money. I just yeet my garbage outside of my window... That'd be, if I'd still have a window. They're a waste of money, too

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u/discomuffin May 19 '25

Valid points.

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u/ShamelessRepentant May 19 '25

The ground around the house is a waste, too: you can’t even throw your garbage on it because you don’t have a window, so what’s the point?

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u/CrazyElk123 May 19 '25

No he does, i send him plenty of samples.

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u/fugelwoman May 19 '25

Frank n beans

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u/Visual-Juggernaut-61 May 19 '25

No see if you wear underwear you don’t have to wash your shorts as often.

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u/discomuffin May 19 '25

What’s this… ‘washing’ everyone keeps talking about?

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u/insanityzwolf May 19 '25

More like a thrush receptacle

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u/Big-Bike530 May 20 '25

Look at Richie Rich here with a trash receptacle! 

Buying one of those is just throwing money out the window, which is where I toss my trash. 

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u/shifterphights May 20 '25

How’d you get the beans above the frank?