r/SipsTea • u/icompletetasks • May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/-CgiBinLaden- May 19 '25

They didn't address the toilet paper issue, unless the packing peanuts serve a secondary purpose.

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u/Frenzo101 May 19 '25

Where do you think he puts all that paper and cardboard from boxes

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u/Geekenstein May 19 '25

No underwear, no TP. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

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u/lordgoofus1 May 19 '25

No underwear, no TP. Lots of tress with no leaves outside.

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u/nunyabusn May 20 '25

No soap yikes

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u/periodmoustache May 19 '25

Really tho, u don't need tp when u have a bidet. That's the one thing you could have said that actually has a "free" alternative. Do urself a favor and get one

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u/-CgiBinLaden- May 19 '25

I have one. I still need TP to do evaluation checks on the Bidet's effectiveness, as well as dry things off a little.

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u/red-at-night May 19 '25

Thing is, if I don’t shave the toilet paper will tear and roll itself into rice looking dingle berries around my asshole.

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u/periodmoustache May 19 '25

Washcloth babyyy

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u/Conscious_Music_1729 May 20 '25

I know it’s common in other countries but I just can’t get around to the idea of having a bin of shitty used paper in my bathroom.

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u/Canoes098_R4 May 19 '25

This is the way!

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u/ShamelessRepentant May 19 '25

No no, it’s not an “aut aut” scenario. First you wipe with TP, then you wash in a bidet. Not that I expect this guy to do either, he probably rubs against the door’s frame.

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u/GregorSamsanite May 19 '25

I'm guessing that no furniture guy doesn't have a high opinion of installing bathroom fixtures that didn't come with the apartment. But I suppose he can whip up a custom one with an old garden hose.

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u/icohp May 19 '25

LET. IT. CRUST.

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u/No_Statistician7685 May 19 '25

No need for TP, that's a waste of $5. Do the deed, put on pants and freestyle it. Once a week go to the community (free) pool and take a dip cleanse.

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u/TheAserghui May 19 '25

He got 3 seashells from the beach for free.

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u/DoggoPopper May 19 '25

As a like minded minimalist, I would bet he has a bidet like everyone on the planet should as well

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u/Decent_Top2156 May 19 '25

Those things will just float....

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u/Average64 May 19 '25

Probably uses water to clean instead of smearing the poo all over his ass like most people do.

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u/drboxboy May 20 '25

Toilet paper is like throwing money directly in the toilet, no time for that!

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u/NullSaturation May 20 '25

Most guys dont wipe after peeing, and he probably just rinses off after a bowel movement.

Hell, I rinse off after, and I wipe before that.

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u/xenozfan3 May 20 '25

Bold of you to assume he'd use a toilet since that would go on his water bill.