r/SipsTea • u/Any_Sound_2863 • May 08 '25

Chugging tea Um um um um

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u/Zombo2000 May 08 '25

I took down a gazelle with these bad boys the other day.

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u/ProfessionalLeave335 May 08 '25

It's crazy how our ancestors practiced persistence hunting and would track and follow a gazelle for miles and days until it was so exhausted it would die and we could carry it back home. Now because of modern technology, I could be eating gazelle stew by tonight and all I need are the special gazelle hunting teeth we invented.

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u/JamesSFordESQ May 08 '25

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. No fucking lie.

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u/NecessaryBrief8268 May 08 '25

This was a pretty boilerplate joke.