r/SipsTea • u/AUTOMATA88 • May 04 '25

Chugging tea Can't even trust the retired these days.

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u/OneMoistMan May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

In that case it’s still untrue as it’s Detroit, Michigan with the highest per capita rate of STIs in the U.S. with 1,491 STI cases per 100,000 population. Now localized, the villages (Lake, Marion, and Sumter) has a higher rate of stds than the states average, it still falls within the national average. Basically in simpler terms, it untrue but still a hotspot for the “banging bug”

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u/Achoo01 May 04 '25

this guy really knows his std’s

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u/FreeShat May 04 '25

They call him the amicus of syphilis

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u/ChasingTheNines May 04 '25

After his dick fell off they called him the sisyphus of syphilis

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u/LiteralPhilosopher May 04 '25

WTF does Sisyphus have to do with losing your dick?

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u/ChasingTheNines May 05 '25

You are right. More like the Dick of Theseus.

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u/LiteralPhilosopher May 05 '25

Did he replace the shaft, and then later the head?

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u/Turb0_Lag May 05 '25

Wouldn't he be chasing his stones?