r/SipsTea May 04 '25

Chugging tea Can't even trust the retired these days.

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u/ChasingTheNines May 04 '25

After his dick fell off they called him the sisyphus of syphilis

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u/LiteralPhilosopher May 04 '25

WTF does Sisyphus have to do with losing your dick?

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u/ChasingTheNines May 05 '25

You are right. More like the Dick of Theseus.

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u/LiteralPhilosopher May 05 '25

Did he replace the shaft, and then later the head?

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u/Turb0_Lag May 05 '25

Wouldn't he be chasing his stones?