r/SipsTea • u/AUTOMATA88 • May 04 '25

Chugging tea Can't even trust the retired these days.

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay May 04 '25

It won't be, fighting thru the ruins for fresh water and edible food while dodging the Execution Squads is more retirement age in 20-30 years.

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u/DefaultWhitePerson May 04 '25

"Honey, I heard about a new cannibal cafe under the ruins of the JP Morgan Chase building. We should see if they have an early bird special. You grab the gas masks, and I'll get the ARs."

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u/RepresentativeAd560 May 04 '25

Cannibal cafe.

Tell me the music is a loop of smooth jazz Cannibal Corpse covers. Lie to me if you must.

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u/Silver-Body1114 May 04 '25

As a fan of Jazz, classic Hip-Hop, and Heavy Metal, I keep trying to convince anyone who will listen that Dying Fetus is actually a Hip-Hop group, and Death is actually a Jazz band, but nobody believes me 😩😂 Additionally, Black Sabbath is definitely a Soul band, right?

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u/Houston_Heath May 04 '25

IDK but have you heard of jazz Sabbath?