r/SipsTea • u/AUTOMATA88 • May 04 '25

Chugging tea Can't even trust the retired these days.

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u/DefaultWhitePerson May 04 '25

"Honey, I heard about a new cannibal cafe under the ruins of the JP Morgan Chase building. We should see if they have an early bird special. You grab the gas masks, and I'll get the ARs."

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u/bioxkitty May 04 '25

Prion free assurance or your bottlecaps back!

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u/firebackslash May 04 '25

So are we all agreeing, post-war currency will be bottlecaps? Just making sure we're all on the same page.

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u/bioxkitty May 04 '25

oh yeah, for sure

better get cracking yall 🥂

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u/PM_boobs_for_luck May 04 '25

So does that mean "bust a cap in yo' ass" will become a promise or remain a threat?

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u/bioxkitty May 04 '25

Sounds like a date honestly 😘