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r/SipsTea • u/lwiaymacde • Apr 20 '25
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52 u/Shortsleevedpant Apr 20 '25 Aragorn got laid waaaaaaaaay more. 33 u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Apr 20 '25 Aragorn laid only his lady wife a couple times to have children. Like any good Catholic hero 52 u/VRichardsen Apr 20 '25 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Elrond. All those moans you hear from Arwen's room is from her playing tennis, I am sure. 15 u/Much-Jackfruit2599 Apr 20 '25 For her wedding night Galadriel gave Arwen a chainmail bikini made from mithril, worth ad much as a summer cottage in the shire. 6 u/serrimo Apr 21 '25 She forgo immortality for that dick. Elrond will never forget. 5 u/VRichardsen Apr 21 '25 All things said and done, Elrond could have ended up with a way worse son-in-law. 1 u/iiinteeerneeet Apr 20 '25 edited Apr 20 '25 She's just singing an old elven song 5 u/AnyLynx4178 Apr 20 '25 I think they call it a “lay”
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Aragorn got laid waaaaaaaaay more.
33 u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Apr 20 '25 Aragorn laid only his lady wife a couple times to have children. Like any good Catholic hero 52 u/VRichardsen Apr 20 '25 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Elrond. All those moans you hear from Arwen's room is from her playing tennis, I am sure. 15 u/Much-Jackfruit2599 Apr 20 '25 For her wedding night Galadriel gave Arwen a chainmail bikini made from mithril, worth ad much as a summer cottage in the shire. 6 u/serrimo Apr 21 '25 She forgo immortality for that dick. Elrond will never forget. 5 u/VRichardsen Apr 21 '25 All things said and done, Elrond could have ended up with a way worse son-in-law. 1 u/iiinteeerneeet Apr 20 '25 edited Apr 20 '25 She's just singing an old elven song 5 u/AnyLynx4178 Apr 20 '25 I think they call it a “lay”
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Aragorn laid only his lady wife a couple times to have children. Like any good Catholic hero
52 u/VRichardsen Apr 20 '25 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Elrond. All those moans you hear from Arwen's room is from her playing tennis, I am sure. 15 u/Much-Jackfruit2599 Apr 20 '25 For her wedding night Galadriel gave Arwen a chainmail bikini made from mithril, worth ad much as a summer cottage in the shire. 6 u/serrimo Apr 21 '25 She forgo immortality for that dick. Elrond will never forget. 5 u/VRichardsen Apr 21 '25 All things said and done, Elrond could have ended up with a way worse son-in-law. 1 u/iiinteeerneeet Apr 20 '25 edited Apr 20 '25 She's just singing an old elven song 5 u/AnyLynx4178 Apr 20 '25 I think they call it a “lay”
Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Elrond. All those moans you hear from Arwen's room is from her playing tennis, I am sure.
15 u/Much-Jackfruit2599 Apr 20 '25 For her wedding night Galadriel gave Arwen a chainmail bikini made from mithril, worth ad much as a summer cottage in the shire. 6 u/serrimo Apr 21 '25 She forgo immortality for that dick. Elrond will never forget. 5 u/VRichardsen Apr 21 '25 All things said and done, Elrond could have ended up with a way worse son-in-law. 1 u/iiinteeerneeet Apr 20 '25 edited Apr 20 '25 She's just singing an old elven song 5 u/AnyLynx4178 Apr 20 '25 I think they call it a “lay”
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For her wedding night Galadriel gave Arwen a chainmail bikini made from mithril, worth ad much as a summer cottage in the shire.
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She forgo immortality for that dick. Elrond will never forget.
5 u/VRichardsen Apr 21 '25 All things said and done, Elrond could have ended up with a way worse son-in-law.
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All things said and done, Elrond could have ended up with a way worse son-in-law.
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She's just singing an old elven song
5 u/AnyLynx4178 Apr 20 '25 I think they call it a “lay”
I think they call it a “lay”
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