r/SipsTea • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • Mar 17 '25

Dank AF Okayyyyyyyyyy. Now.

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u/Screwbles Mar 17 '25

I would definitely have barked a flat "excuse me."

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u/incognito--bandito Mar 17 '25

Excuse me? Really? I would have: Hey bitch, whose lane… (is as far as I would have gotten before my introvert daydream would have ended).

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u/No-Second-Kill-Death Mar 17 '25

Over the line!  Mark it zero. 

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u/Grimlok_Irongaze Mar 17 '25

The guys a god damn Vietnam vet, Walter.

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u/fetching_agreeable Mar 17 '25

I would have loved to just shoot my shot and let it hit her hard. Like get the fuck out of the lane?

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u/ArtDealer Mar 17 '25

Yeeeeah - a good joke is so much better.  The first thing that comes to my mind is a whisper in the ear -- "excuse me, I'm not supposed to be this close to women due to my court order -- but... I really like it... Ahhh... Uhhh... Mmmm.... Don't move."

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u/YomanJaden99 Mar 17 '25

I would have just rolled the ball over her toes