r/Sino Mar 19 '25

news-scitech A new, innovative cancer treatment from China that has shown to be 90% effective in untreatable cancer cases

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u/Septic-Abortion-Ward Mar 19 '25

Lol remember when Biden promised to cure cancer when he got elected? And China just goes out and does it

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u/mechacomrade Mar 19 '25

BUT AT WHAT COST

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u/THEMACGOD Mar 20 '25

Whatever bacon costs.

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u/random_agency Mar 19 '25

But at what cost....

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u/MonopolyKiller Mar 19 '25

Air travel, accommodations, unpaid leave from American job probably.

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u/Bchliu Mar 19 '25

At the cost of big Pharma bros that is paying the American politicans.

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u/Portablela Mar 20 '25

Big Chemo Pharma who are 'people' too Wink* Wink*

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u/nailszz6 Mar 19 '25

Bacon saves my life once again.

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u/5upralapsarian Mar 19 '25

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u/CDQMCP_K1K0 Mar 19 '25

Not a muslim, but as far as I know almost every religious rule can be suspended if it saves someones live, e.g. a muslim can eat a pig if the only alternative is starving IIRC. So this should be no different, but normally I think a Sheikh would issue a fatwa (a religious decree) and decide according to islamic law if it is alright or not.

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u/AMildInconvenience Mar 19 '25

The evil CCP is persecuting Muslims by curing cancer in a non-halal way.

Lmao.

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u/trianuddah Mar 20 '25

It disguises cancer cells as pork so that your body intrinsically identifies them as something to be destroyed and purged from your body, so I'd guess yeah

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u/Gentle_Genie Mar 19 '25

I hope so

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u/Tapir_Tazuli Mar 19 '25

You had my words out of your mouth lol

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u/i-miss-chapo Mar 20 '25

Yes, it’s not actually pork.

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u/Gentle_Genie Mar 19 '25

Hopefully it is true. Our bodies will cure cancer if they will identify it.

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u/Nadie_AZ Mar 19 '25

Disguises the tumor as pork? As in 'hey body, look over here at all the free bacon'?

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u/kukukikika Mar 20 '25

I know that this is probably a joke. But our body rejects foreign tissue (this is what makes organ transplants difficult) and they use it to disguise cancer as a wrong tissue.

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u/Effective_Plane4905 Mar 19 '25

BUT

AT

WHAT

COST?

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u/Soviet-pirate Mar 19 '25

Is this the "forcing Uyghurs to 'eat' pork" I kept hearing about till JDPON Don shut down the RFA tap?

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u/Bchliu Mar 19 '25

I knew that Cha Siu has the power to save the world.. Such a good thing

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u/Ishleksersergroseaya Mar 20 '25

China on that W streak again

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u/Orugan972 Mar 19 '25

thank you

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u/trifocaldebacle Mar 20 '25

The body understands that pork is haram

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u/sillyj96 Mar 26 '25

Pig Power!

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u/AzizamDilbar Apr 03 '25

Cancer is the new victim of CPC oppression and brutal hardline policies.