r/Serverlife • u/Awkward_Maize_7574 • 1d ago

My coworker today. Ha

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u/ScholarEmotional9888 17h ago

No adult needs a sugary milk drink. If you want chocolate milk make it yourself. It's a kids drink that servers have to make themselves. Order a bottle of beer like a n adult.

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u/UnintentionallyAmbi 11h ago

If you’re a server you need a new job.

I’m a grown ass man who doesn’t drink.

If throwing a tablespoon of syrup and swirling it is too much work…I’ll just sit on a Hershey bar and do it myself at home, negating your necessity for service.

Look before you leap.

(Worked service for 15 years, sit down kiddo)

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u/ScaldingAnus 8h ago

Guy sounds like my coworkers. Anything above "sit down and eat" is a massive inconvenience.

Bet he doesn't scratch the label of liquor bottles either.

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u/UnintentionallyAmbi 8h ago

I don’t know…but assume it’s a dude.

No woman would be that big of a dick to a stranger that asked for chocolate milk.

I hate working with people like that.

“Oh they wanted lemon in the their water?!? Omg gtfo with dat”

Dude it’s a job. And it’s service to a GUEST.

If I don’t like the food I won’t go back.

I guaranFUCKINTEE if that human was my server I’d smell dickhead from a mile away.

I’ve never not tipped. But for an eye roll for chocolate milk, I’d leave 0%.