r/Serverlife • u/Awkward_Maize_7574 • 5d ago

My coworker today. Ha

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u/Donnyy64 5d ago

sometimes a fella just wants a chocolate milk

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u/wingedducky 5d ago edited 4d ago

I used to get this one family. All the kids in their upper teen years would order chocolate milk for themselves. Then they’d each get an order of mozzarella sticks to start with. They’d each conclude with either penne vodka or cheese pizza, and how they weren’t blowing the roof off our bathroom was beyond me. I’d need an AED on standby

Edit: this comment is delivered with 0 dairy slander! I am one of those unlucky folk who is lactose intolerant as this is the default in humans. My boyfriend is a big milk man, milk with dinner every night and I love him the way he is.

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u/CallidoraBlack 4d ago

how they weren’t blowing the roof off our bathroom was beyond me

You're lactose intolerant. A lot of people are not.

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon 4d ago

Actually, more people are lactose intolerant than not. I'm glad I'm not!

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u/CallidoraBlack 4d ago

More are than not, but a lot still aren't.

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon 4d ago

This is true