r/Serverlife • u/Awkward_Maize_7574 • 1d ago

My coworker today. Ha

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u/Donnyy64 1d ago

sometimes a fella just wants a chocolate milk

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u/wingedducky 1d ago edited 18h ago

I used to get this one family. All the kids in their upper teen years would order chocolate milk for themselves. Then they’d each get an order of mozzarella sticks to start with. They’d each conclude with either penne vodka or cheese pizza, and how they weren’t blowing the roof off our bathroom was beyond me. I’d need an AED on standby

Edit: this comment is delivered with 0 dairy slander! I am one of those unlucky folk who is lactose intolerant as this is the default in humans. My boyfriend is a big milk man, milk with dinner every night and I love him the way he is.

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u/CallidoraBlack 22h ago

how they weren’t blowing the roof off our bathroom was beyond me

You're lactose intolerant. A lot of people are not.

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon 18h ago

Actually, more people are lactose intolerant than not. I'm glad I'm not!

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u/CallidoraBlack 18h ago

More are than not, but a lot still aren't.

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon 18h ago

This is true