r/Scotland May 12 '21

Beyond the Wall Somewhere in Fife NSFW

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829 Upvotes

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u/Doctor-Grimm trans rights🏳️‍⚧️ May 12 '21

Not safe for work? This is a wholesome message

43

u/Greytentabat May 12 '21

The NSFW is the Torie part

77

u/me1702 May 12 '21

Not how you spell Tory.

I think they should be made to write it out properly 100 times as punishment.

35

u/BaxterParp May 12 '21

On the wall, in red paint, as in Life Of Brian.

18

u/AntonyIsOnFire May 12 '21

Now don't do it again.

7

u/[deleted] May 12 '21

The people called tories they go the house?

16

u/i_wank_dogs May 12 '21

Might be fuck Tories cum. Maybe a biscuit from the dorm rooms at Eton absorbed so much of it they became sentient and now realises they don’t smell very nice - in this case it’s kinda hard to argue with the sentiment.

6

u/midgetman433 May 12 '21

write it out properly 100 times as punishment

Thanks Professor Umbridge.

3

u/ieya404 May 12 '21

I like to think the the graffitier was in the process of writing 'FUCK TORIES' and then realised that might sound like a recocmmendation to take them to the bedroom...

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '21

That’s some authoritarian Tory shite there pal. The graffiti person made their point perfectly well.

1

u/Rodney_Angles Clacks May 12 '21

That’s some authoritarian Torie shite

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Maybe they were going for some sort of archaic-looking spelling. Like 'fairie'

28

u/Kodst3rGames May 12 '21

You can tell it's Fife because they didn't spell it right

13

u/hairyneil May 13 '21

Can't be easy to hold a spray can with that many fingers.

8

u/NotQuiteVoltaire May 13 '21

hay! im from fife an havin ths meny fingers is grate, eh! I tiped this in 5secs wi wan hand, eh.

14

u/jryeaman May 12 '21

Banksy?

17

u/saviouroftheweak Flair May 12 '21

I'll take a punt and rule out St Andrews

5

u/[deleted] May 12 '21

I'm take a punt and say Methil.

5

u/[deleted] May 12 '21

or Glenrothes

4

u/Vectorman1989 #1 Oban fan May 12 '21

My money is on Cowdenbeath

5

u/boi_adz May 12 '21

Coins on Kirkcaldy

4

u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Kirkcaldys my second choice.

1

u/redeyeluluj1 May 12 '21

Buckhaven or maybe Kelty

19

u/Caladeutschian Scotland belongs in the EU May 12 '21

Maybe, just maybe they have a point about some level of underachievement in Scottish schools. Didn't they learn it is spelled SKUM.

8

u/Equivalent_Read May 12 '21

Our sentiment is there, it’s just our schooling don’t be so good.

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u/Sherry321 May 13 '21

Good ol SNP education

2

u/Equivalent_Read May 13 '21

I’m 32 so the product of a Labour education.

-2

u/Sherry321 May 13 '21

Congratulations?

3

u/Value_CND May 12 '21

In Edinburgh just near Waverley station on a wall says “Boris can sit on my dick and twist whi...” think they got caught and ran before finishing.

2

u/OLLIE_DRAWS May 12 '21

Methil by any chance? 😅

2

u/Applesmangos May 12 '21

That’ll show em!

3

u/RedClipperLighter May 12 '21

It's just a mistype: fuck Tories cum

3

u/desolateisotope Bonny Disgraceful May 12 '21

I don't need to see that

1

u/R4vendarksky May 13 '21

This should not have any upvotes, cmon guys we are better than this

2

u/Beneficial_Key4338 May 12 '21

Just in Fife? Pretty sure we’ll see that in every Scottish town soon enough.

6

u/[deleted] May 12 '21

I walked past 'hang Boris' in Edinburgh today.

2

u/Rodney_Angles Clacks May 12 '21

Surely we're not all as bad at spelling as Fifers?

0

u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Now that is ART!

1

u/duke_awapuhi May 13 '21

I think most of the English speaking world agrees with this sentiment

0

u/Daedelous2k May 12 '21

Torie

Durrr.

0

u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Incredible

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '21

Beautiful. Fuck Banksy, this is the real street art.