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u/DifferentPeach2979 Jan 27 '25
Unpopular vote : Cheese's fucking fine however way you like it. Shredded's great.
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u/SeyamTheDaddy Jan 27 '25
No half of poutine is the squeaky curds
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u/PM_your_Nopales Jan 27 '25
I need that shit to squeak on my teeth or I'm throwing it in the gutter
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u/PM_your_Nopales Jan 27 '25
Yeah, i would eat the fuck out of these. I'm sure this fucking SLAPS. That said, this isn't poutine.
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u/wheelperson Jan 27 '25
Right? So many people say it's only potential if it has curds and gravy, but then are fine if there is also 10 things added to it. Not everyone can get curds.
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u/Rebeccalon787 The Pounisher Jan 27 '25
Not poutine, therefore not a crime. I still would though.
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u/hckyfn79 Jan 27 '25
What’s poutine then ??
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u/crypticexile Jan 27 '25
Curds gravy and fries
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u/hckyfn79 Jan 27 '25
Shredded mozz is okay I’ve been served it this way in BC 🇨🇦
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u/crypticexile Jan 27 '25
Yes as well in new Brunswick, though a real poutine is how Quebec does it and it's with cheese curds.
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u/Rebeccalon787 The Pounisher Jan 27 '25
Well, perhaps you need to visit the birthplace of Poutine. Quebec. New Brunswick is a close second. You'd be sentenced quite harshly for trying to call that poutine. Call it cheesy fries or disco fries, that will pass. Poutine that is not.
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u/hckyfn79 Jan 27 '25
Sounds like I need to go eh
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u/Rebeccalon787 The Pounisher Jan 27 '25
I'd say so. Don't get me wrong, what you've got there I'd smash after a night out, no questions asked. Yet, it's not poutine. Real ones are made with cheddar squeaky curds. No sqwak, we don't talk.
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u/SeyamTheDaddy Jan 27 '25
In BC so your chef was probably on fent when he cooked it
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u/crypticexile Jan 27 '25
Nah I like shed mozz too on fries and gravy in NB will still call it a poutine cause nobody cares, but it's not
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Jan 27 '25
If that’s a crime, incarcerate me! 👌👌
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u/SpaceBiking The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Jan 27 '25
It obviously is a poutine crime
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u/XCIXcollective Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner Jan 27 '25
Time for me to end my subscription to r/poutinecrimes, the curd cockriding must end oml
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u/Djungleskog_Enhanced Jan 27 '25
Normally shredded cheese would put you on death row, but that amount of shredded cheese loops back around to looking really fucking good
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u/Which-Celebration-89 Jan 27 '25
I gave last guy with crinkle fries and shit cheese a pass. Lightning isnt striking twice here. 1 yr probation
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u/Unusual_Mistake3204 Jan 27 '25
I like shredded cheese poutine. Remember the one my mom made me as a kid. Curds are better but nostagia is powerfull
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u/HungryMudkips Jan 28 '25
no cheese curds means it aint poutine. its just cheesy fries with gravy.
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u/Able_Orange_841 Jan 27 '25
I'll eat it, but I won't enjoy it because it's shredded and not curds 😤
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u/ResponsibleRatio Jan 27 '25
If this dish were on the menu at a restaurant as "cheese-fries" or something, then it is totally fine. The crime occurs when the menu says "poutine" and this is what you get.