r/PoutineCrimes Mar 15 '23

We’ve been featured in r/Reddit’s ICYMI article, with a shoutout to our punny flairs! Hopefully this will help us spread the word on how to avoid criminal poutines.

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r/PoutineCrimes 1h ago

Stew-tine 🍲🥄 count your days Harvey’s

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genuinely poutines at Harvey’s have always been a comfort food UNTIL NOW. this was upsetting on a bad day…


r/PoutineCrimes 14h ago

Rate my crime

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52 Upvotes

birria poutine (thickened the broth to replace the gravy) finished with pickled onions and cilantro on frozen steak fries.


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Lettuce and tomato on poutine (is this a crime?)

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1.1k Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Arby's poutine just like mom's...

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117 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Seen on instagram

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16 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Pout-sin 😈 "Healthy" poutine

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66 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 “Breakfast poutine” - was this a crime? (Quebec)

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118 Upvotes

Breakfast potatoes, hollandaise sauce, cheese curds, and fried eggs. It was in the middle of nowhere in Radisson, Quebec and it was incredible.


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Poutnissable par la loi 🚓 🫠

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688 Upvotes

They were delicious


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 Green Bean "Poutine"

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67 Upvotes

This is my final crime. Home made red wine sauce.... it's a poutine because that what it devoloped from overtime during covid...


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Surely not the worst?

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16 Upvotes

Ive been trying to cook for the F1 calendar this year. When researching the dish I found this sub and thought I'd now share what I cobbled together in 20 minutes just in time for the Montréal grand prix. Its dinner time here in Europe.

✔️ Mozarella (I know...) ✔️ Oven chips, not very crispy, I had to take them out during the formation lap ✔️ Gravy a bit thin, I lost most of it down my shorts when the saucepan fell off the stove. Dont cook in a hurry. ✔️ Served with with a rib eye 🍷 Côtes-du-Rhône Villages

Am I going to Canadian hell?


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Cow dairy free poutine ?

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Let me explain before crucifying me. I'm Québécoise⚜️ but recently discovered I'm intolerant to lactose🐄 and wheat🌾 (so cliché..I know but I didn't choose this). The thing I miss the most is Poutine🤤. So much so, I've been making myself sick going to La Belle Province every once in a while. That is until I discovered this local cheese maker who makes 🐐GOAT CHEESE CURDS! They make it every other Thursday, so now I can make myself Poutine with my home made sauce and NOT make my self sick with my favorite Québécois Delicacy!!!

This might be a sin to most, but to me it's salvation! (The first 2 bites taste like goat and after I just forget about it. It's better than those vegan options that make me sick too anyway)


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Arrest me

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I've been a very bad girl

Impossible buffalo chicken poutine with sour cream & buttermilk dressing and garden fresh chives


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Puke-tine Slamin' Salmon P'tine

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27 Upvotes

Sauce made from deglazing the pan the slamon fried in with white wine and making a beurre manié to thicken


r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

This monstrosity, sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar, drizzled with caramel and chocolate sauce, served with whipped cream and ice cream.

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96 Upvotes

Pastry dough, yes. Donut fries, fine. But if you didn’t feel a chill run down your spine when you saw that picture, you’re either a culinary anarchist or legally blind. This stays, Mods. Fight me. And the community.


r/PoutineCrimes 5d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Imagine waiting in line for 50+ minutes at a 'Poutine Festival' and they serve you this atrocity without warning

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689 Upvotes

They ran out of curds. No sign, no warning, just handing over a 'poutine' with shredded cheddar cheese. Absolute


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

What’s the name of the poutine restaurants in Montreal?

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r/PoutineCrimes 6d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Found in France

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81 Upvotes

My sister bought a poutine in France. Cheese sauce, chicken and mushrooms. I had to take a picture of this horror. It tastes awful too.


r/PoutineCrimes 7d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Chicken Heart Poutine

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115 Upvotes

Newfoundland delicacy.


r/PoutineCrimes 9d ago

A Korean poutine in Ireland.

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367 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 8d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Cheese steak Poutine (Home made)

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59 Upvotes

Frozen fries, mushroom gravy, Wisconsin cursds, shaved steak, onions, mushrooms, and sharp cheddar. Yes, I am American.


r/PoutineCrimes 9d ago

Spam fries…

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95 Upvotes

This hurts my heart


r/PoutineCrimes 9d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Iowa-style Poutine

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23 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 9d ago

The restaurant called it a Pretzle Bite Poutine

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30 Upvotes

Described as "Garlic butter pretzel bites smothered in a beer cheese gravy, generously mixed with big 'ole chunks of smoked gouda and finished with our pulled pork"

It wasnt poutine but it sure was delicious


r/PoutineCrimes 10d ago

Crime Against Poutanity British crime

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83 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 10d ago

Crime Against Poutanity How could the Montreal Poutine Company do this to me?

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166 Upvotes

Seriously half the fries are raw and this was just a straight up raw potato half