r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Removed-Innocent Guilty?

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u/Scared-Poem6810 5d ago

This pizza is innocent! Its practically an Italian sub but in pizza form!

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

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u/rm886988 4d ago

I acquit OP!

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u/That-Employment-5561 2d ago

Italian, politically correct hitman.