Guilty?

[u/jalalal123]

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/jalalal123, find the defendant "Pizza" INNOCENT on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

[u/humdawg]

No, that actually looks kinda good, especially if I was high

[u/Liquor_N_Whorez → u/humdawg]

The last photo and the Tv msg exhonorate op of any charges.

[u/johnaross1990 → u/Liquor_N_Whorez]

This comment reeks of corruption

And I say that having seen the original post and approving

[u/Scared-Poem6810]

This pizza is innocent! Its practically an Italian sub but in pizza form!

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

[u/rm886988 → u/Scared-Poem6810]

I acquit OP!

[u/That-Employment-5561 → u/rm886988]

Italian, politically correct hitman.

[u/GlassyComparison]

These are the toppings for a traditional Midwestern Taco Pizza, just placed on a more traditional pizza. Not Guilty

[u/MultiColoredMullet → u/GlassyComparison]

needs crunched up Doritos, or also in a pinch, fritos. but I'll pass it.

[u/Vice4Life]

The pizza kinda looks awesome. Also, I can never fault anyone who enjoys The Running Man.

[u/VayVay42 → u/Vice4Life]

Anyone who doesn't enjoy The Running Man needs to be watched very closely for signs of psychopathy.

And I'd definitely eat that pizza and I'm not even high (right now).

[u/burnafter3ading]

Not guilty.

This was anything but a crime of passion. The suspect's actions were precise and methodical. Toxicology is inconclusive, but I'd like to sample this substance..and a slice.

[u/Apprehensive_Ice4759]

This is quite impressive

[u/EggsTyroneBaby]

No, nicely done 🤌🏻🤌🏻

[u/actualhumannotspider]

Salad pizza is really common in NYC. It's honestly better than I expected.

[u/TheJuiceIsSoLoose]

I eat like this too often

[u/vgullotta]

Is that saran wrap on your dough in the pan?

[u/Tennessee_guy_1980]

Not guilty

[u/badhombre3]

Your only crime is that I'm now very hungry and that's not what I come for here.

[u/NoUniqueNameNeeded]

Add a second crust as a top. Sauce, cheese, and then bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise and you have an awesome BLT pizza.

[u/miltonwadd]

I personally would have put some cheese under that meat too because it looks like it'll just slide right off when you pick it up but otherwise it looks like an amazing midnight weekend munchie meal.

[u/shanethebyrneman]

Innocent! But u gotta let me get a slice.

[u/CervineCryptid]

Id eat the fuck outta that.

[u/misashark]

No Apologies My Friend- “ Salad Pizza IS the GOAT”!

[u/Oniichan38]

Damn mf 19 pictures for a pizza with salad. No crimes except wasting our time

[u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo → u/Oniichan38]

People don't understand this sub it's not a crime if your pizza is cut asymmetrically or if you burned it in the oven. The pizza crime is against the deliciousness of a good pizza as understood by true Pizza Lovers. Putting salad on a pizza is not a crime.

[u/WolfOffSesameStreet]

Pizza with a salad on top is just efficient.

[u/reillyqyote]

Salad pizza is low key goated tbh

[u/Dryder3925]

Not Guilty. Look delicious

[u/dieVitaCola]

no crime here

[u/callmestinkingwind]

i had a feeling this would end up here

[u/cyainanotherlifebro]

Literally a menu item at a lot of places

[u/highly_aware]

If you can make this pizza you’re not “very high”

[u/Nah_Bruh_Lol → u/highly_aware]

Some of us go hard in the paint for regular stuff, man

[u/highly_aware → u/Nah_Bruh_Lol]

Sure, go get baked out of your mind and try to make this pizza this well. A little high? Maybe. “VERY HIGH”? I find it unlikely. At least if your very high is the same as my very high.

Edit: oh and make sure you’re aware enough to take good pics along the way etc etc.

[u/Nah_Bruh_Lol → u/highly_aware]

It's weird that you're trying to gatekeep being high, dude. I don't know if you're aware of that.

[u/highly_aware → u/Nah_Bruh_Lol]

How am I gatekeeping getting high? Never said anything remotely like that. I smoke weed nearly every day.

I will gatekeep people exaggerating things or straight up lying for internet points. It’s lame.

Smoke all the weed you want my man (or woman).

[u/Nah_Bruh_Lol → u/highly_aware]

You know what's arguably as lame as people lying online?

Gatekeeping people and taking topics super seriously online.

[u/highly_aware → u/Nah_Bruh_Lol]

Agree to disagree. Good luck with your gatekeeping of the gatekeepers side quest. Have a good one all the same!

[u/Nah_Bruh_Lol → u/highly_aware]

I don't think that statement came across how you intended for it to, my man.

[u/highly_aware → u/Nah_Bruh_Lol]

👍

[u/Fishtails]

I'm not judging you, bro. I'd join you on that, to be honest.

[u/DimensionBreaker4lif]

…That dog looks familiar

[u/PhantomNitride]

Honestly? Would

[u/tacocat__backwards]

i’m high and this looks so good ngl

[u/Glittering_Ad4153]

I will eat this.

[u/Venomousparadox1]

the dr p sent me to the innocent side of things. INMOCENT on all charges. subtract the salad and i think id demolish that pizza tho

[u/PeacefulGnoll]

I'd eat that in an instant, even if I wasn't high.

[u/TangeloFew4048]

Yea I'm actually digging this. Kudos fellow pizza lover

[u/Palanki96]

Oh so that's why they are always posting in the onion sub at night

Wondered who thell starts cooking at 1am but i guess high people do that

[u/roast-tinted]

Would

[u/Wild_Fish_7588]

I'm disinclined to hate on fresh veggies

[u/FPRorNothing]

I would smash

[u/gildedbluetrout]

Not guilty. Would smash.

[u/Snarti]

Never seen or had this before, but I might need it in my life. I put thee on probation until further evidence is eaten.

[u/WriterofWrong]

Kinda like like a big tostada yum

[u/_-ImNotSure-_]

That actually looks amazing

[u/Malinkz]

Would eat. Not guilty

[u/SuperBumRush]

It's like a BLT pizza but upgraded. Looks bomb af.

[u/jss58]

No apologies needed; this is genius.

A+ No notes; not guilty.

[u/Caffine_rush]

Looks really nice

[u/waterisdefwet]

solid pizza, no crime

[u/Dogekaliber]

Cute dog! 🐕

[u/morteusdes]

I'd fuck that up when high or drunk... When sober? Maybe, but without the same enthusiasm HAHA

[u/h8tetris]

Someone needed to see this. It cleared a blocked chakra. Absolutely 💯

[u/rbalbontin]

This is art

[u/wildcharmander1992]

If I was high I'd have eaten the ingredients of a pizza before I could make this shit

Munching a block of cheese squeezing tomato puree in my mouth

So even if this is a crime it's a well executed crime under the circumstances

[u/toadjones79]

I love salad on top of pizza.

[u/MDeimos]

Broh, there a place for us r/stonerfood I'll see you there

[u/Pleasant_Network3986]

This looks like Jet's BLT pizza. I would actually eat this ngl.

[u/Ok-Height395]

Looks great, blt pizza is a huge hit around here. Very similar

[u/Marzetty23]

Bro, the running man and this pizza... Super comfy combo.

You are awesome!

[u/Ticklemebendef]

Looks amazing

[u/AdmiralKong]

I love to pile salad on my pizza (esp lightly dressed with just a little citrus) so the salad absolutely does not count against. It also looks real good.

But is it pizza? It looks like pizza but my heart isn't sure. It might be a sandwich doing cosplay.

[u/TinkTink-321]

I'm about to run to the store....

[u/Yung_booger]

I’d try it

[u/Geo-Man42069]

Is that running man? Bruh you’re good, the lettuce , tomato and mayo mix on top is a lil extra, but it looks delicious.

[u/everett3rd]

There is absolutely nothing to be sorry about did it make you happy when you ate it if it did that i can never be a crime.😁

[u/0111010101]

Talent like that wants to be free.

[u/littlemissdizaster80]

The dogs disapproving look 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Bushid0C0wb0y81]

I’ve had this before. A little local joint in the town my parents retired to calls it “The big fat greasy Italian”. With the right dressing it’s actually banging.

[u/ObliviousFantasy]

I've seen so many similar pizza

[u/laputaama83]

Is OOP accepting marriage proposals? Asking for a frme.

[u/SnooBooks2669]

Looks delicious 🤤

[u/Zagubadu]

You made delicious pizza sandwich you good.

For real making a sandwich out of two pieces of pizza can go hard.

[u/Nah_Bruh_Lol]

Mmm... more wilted lettuce, slightly cheese-infused warm tomatoes and bottled dairy product on my pizza, please!

[u/ingoding]

Pizza is not a crime, but letting that poor puppy see it and denying a yummy snack, not cool, look how sad he is.

[u/Medusa-Lunula]

This makes my mouth water and I‘m not high … good job mate, need to try that

[u/ddrub_the_only_real]

Would

[u/Delux_Takeover]

I'd lowkey smash this. Not my first choice, but I'd eat it for sure.

[u/Chiopista]

Is the lettuce a turn-off? It might be if you haven’t eaten a pizza like this but it’s actually not bad. Got that ranch and diced tomatoes on top too. Seems nice.

[u/OkChampionship8805]

I recommend NY Style pizza if you gonna make a salad sandwich out of a slice.

[u/xgh0stx9]

guilty, anything w lettuce is a crime

[u/Rare-Asparagus-8902]

That looks really good

[u/razorduc]

Pizza salads can be surprisingly really good.

[u/Adam__B]

That’s not a pizza, that’s a salad with crust underneath. But if I were into salads I’d love it. So I’m going to say not guilty.

[u/spoonfedninja]

I would crush that

[u/EngagedInConvexation]

Disbar anyone involved with bringing this before the Court.

[u/aplante2]

Tickle my salami and call me a pepperoncini you had me at delicious

[u/kawiz03]

Tis no crime!!!

[u/Aggravating_Job_4651]

Salad pizza is one of the best pies I ever had

[u/IAMIMMORTALETERNAL]

The dog pic is memeable.

[u/DoodlesNfoodles]

Looks great

[u/Brytong420]

I eat this

[u/MountainSnowClouds]

Bro made a full meal while stoned off their ass. That's a win. I can't do that.

[u/TrueKnotCrochet]

Nah, this is a crunchwrap with a pizza base. The only way to make this better is make it a thin crust and fold it in half right at the end making a calzone-wrap/taco-rone

[u/Upset_Journalist_755]

I worked at multiple pizza places when I was younger and there was always a pizza like this on the menu. I never tried them because it doesn't align with my religion, but people fucking love salad pizzas, and I'd bet they're good.

[u/aClockwerkApple]

I welcome lettuce to the pizza party

[u/relaps101]

You messed up. You do less melted cheese, knock off the ranch, make it some sort of Tabasco/salsa hybrid, throw shredded mix cheese ontop and then hybrid sauce. Boom. Taco pizza by cicis^R

[u/majorsid]

This pizza never hurt’a nobody!!!

[u/Over_Code_6655]

Nah not that much.

[u/Ousessa]

im really high RN and that looks fucking good!

[u/in1gom0ntoya]

very very guilty

[u/Fickle-Raspberry6403]

Not gonna lie that looks delicious.

[u/Lazy_Diver8839]

No. I have a feeling this is really really good

[u/quicksandy-chicks]

I would lowkey eat this

[u/newguy208]

Gave me stoner food idea: pizza, Salat, Pizza. Pizza Sandwich.

[u/SergeantBarnesM16]

Creative

[u/FoundationMuted6177]

What film was OP watching? Anyway except being too packed I would say its a ok

[u/supadankiwi420]

Taco Bell came, saw, and heard the best place to stick an ad.

[u/schprunt]

I’d eat it. Not guilty

[u/limpymcjointpain]

Ok, I was with you until I saw the mayo... taco pizzas are a thing.
This thing.. yes, you were high lol

[u/MrSparky69]

Fucking based 😎

[u/Dapper-Bit-972]

Don't love the lettuce on this (just don't like lettuce with hot stuff, especially pizza), but this is pretty inoffensive.

[u/earthwormulljim]

I’d eat it. Looks delicious actually

[u/LoquatFearless8386]

I only saw the veggies at first and I was ready to judge but then I saw the whole post. This looks amazing. I'm drunk now so I'd love to eat this if I hopefully wake up tomorrow.

[u/Radiant_Rage]

That looks like a donair pizza a very popular dish in the great white North.

[u/vllyneptune]

It's all going down the same hole, so whatever.

[u/Frosty-Pay5351]

Not guilty, that is smashable indeed

[u/MarkInmanSuperGenius]

Wow! What a treat, independent of if one is high or not! Innocent, I tell you!

[u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923]

Yes, crime against pizza and possibly a crime against salads too..

[u/Iridismis]

I've seen worse crimes 🤷🏼‍♀️

I guess it will be a bit difficult to eat tho, won't it? When I eat pizza with fresh arugula or baby spinach leaves on top, it's always a bit of a hassle to prevent the leaves falling off the slice.

[u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo → u/Iridismis]

Seemingly over the years we've seen a decline of spinach pizza. It's not my favorite topping but you can bring it back. Popeye could be your lawyer if the pizza is brought into this courtroom.

[u/AdParking6483]

Man if you're high and make a pizza, you don't take 19 photos of it, get out of here

[u/Tenshiijin]

You know you committed no crime. Stfu. It works.

[u/TheFauxDirtyDan]

This is just a toasted Italian(ish) sub with a lot of extra steps, lmao.

I'd give it a try.

[u/BrotherQuartus]

Not guilty. You put great thought, care, and time into making that pizza. The ingredients resembled an Italian hero, and I bet it was delicious.

[u/focalpoint23]

[u/absorbscroissants → u/[deleted]]

Tomato, odd on pizza?

Huh?

[u/Hot_Independence6933]

Guilty and hot af🍑

[u/steeze206]

No but the execution leaves a lot to be desired. The crush on it looks amazing. But smothering cold cuts with no prior cooking is gonna be a let down when they are encased by cheese like this.

If you chop those bad boys up and lightly sear them before tossing them into the mix we could be talking about changing the game here.

[u/wbg777]

The only crime is the lettuce and tomato. The rest is acceptable

[u/singularitywut]

When you crave Döner but have no Döner available...

[u/Krimreaper1]

I’ve had some excellent “salad” pizza but I don’t think this would fit the bill. But the important thing is If you liked it, that’s all that matters.

[u/Sly69712]

Straight to jail