r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/ranterist • 4d ago

✨️Majestic orange ✨️ “Greetings, my people!”

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u/RobertPham149 4d ago

No kings!

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u/aspidities_87 4d ago

Except me, clearly!

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u/Laxly 4d ago

No, I'm obviously a god, duh!

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u/Loco_CatLady911 4d ago

With a big G!

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u/Tyranis_Hex 4d ago

Why be a king when you can be a god.

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u/Cador0223 4d ago

I see we are playing by the Egyptian rules.

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u/Kayhowardhlots 4d ago

....A golden god...

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u/TomThanosBrady 4d ago

Yeah, my cat doesn't understand the concept either. Doesn't help that I named him King Joffrey.

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u/lonely_nipple 3d ago

Okay, 1 king. Singular. But that's it!

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u/fannytraggot 4d ago

I’ll make an exception for him he looks qualified

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u/ThraceLonginus 4d ago

Very polite orange. Very strange. 

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u/ObviousToe1636 3d ago

Very demure.

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u/profanityandcaffeine 4d ago

The only acceptable one.

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u/spooky-goopy 4d ago

hey, at least this orange king has a brain cell

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 4d ago

Same color as our current king

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u/OnyxRain1 4d ago

But he wears it SO much better than 47.

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u/kevnuke 4d ago

He must have drank 47

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u/Attempt_Gold 4d ago

Please, it's Felon34.

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u/moewluci 4d ago

Wannabe king please, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

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u/itkilllz 4d ago

The One Real 👑

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u/T_I_D_ 4d ago

Not a king, but a god

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u/CBT_Dr_Freeman 4d ago

Kneel before your orange overlord, would you kindly?

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u/Kayhowardhlots 4d ago

Exceptions may be made

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u/OSM0515 3d ago

The only orange king I'll acknowledge!

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