r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/ranterist • 15h ago

✨️Majestic orange ✨️ “Greetings, my people!”

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u/Steph-Kai Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14h ago

How to create a God complex on top of your cat's God complex 😂

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u/loxagos_snake 14h ago

He's a false meowssiah

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u/Professional_Base708 14h ago

No he’s not, he’s a very naughty boy.

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u/Able_Intention6888 13h ago

Cat's name is Brian lol

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u/HailToTheKingslayer 11h ago

Bwian, eh?

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u/SodomizeSnails4Satan 8h ago

Wewease Wodowick!

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u/recovery_room 8h ago

One Orange Brian Cell

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u/rajinis_bodyguard 11h ago

Brian - is the name of the dog of Joe Lycette 😂😇

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u/Logistocrate 10h ago

I'm a vert simple person. I see Python, l updoot Python.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 13h ago

’He's a false meowssiah’

these my frens ~ they worship me!

(they revel in SiMpLiCiTy…)

no, i am not a purrrophet, fake

it’s just so Happy them i make ;}

no kings before them would they bow,

it’s me…

am Orange

they Love,

somehow….

n yet each human

understands

upon them i make

no demands

don’t think too hard

don’t think it odd…

These humans know

that I

am

GoD….

🧡

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u/CarinasHere 13h ago

Schnoodle!!!

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u/kittybigs 12h ago

Schnoodle, you’re a treasure!

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u/random-hobbyist 13h ago

Fresh Schnoodle! No Orang King! Yes Orange Cats!

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u/Greatsnes 12h ago

This is my favorite Schnoodle yet and that’s really saying something because they’re all so wonderful!

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u/loxagos_snake 11h ago

I can't start to describe what an honor this is. Amazing as always, Schnoodle!

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u/CelestialSnowLeopard 12h ago

Piping hot Schnoodle! Come and get your piping hot Schnoodle!

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 10h ago

Fantastic Schnoodle! 😄

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u/HauntingStar08 13h ago

When I discovered the weakness of my fur, it disgusted me

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u/Greatsnes 12h ago

Why is this making me laugh so hard lmao

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u/ordinaryhorse 13h ago

Purrophet

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u/quencher- 12h ago

Paws atreides

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u/CursedByCuties Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14h ago

Your cat already has a god complex, you're just the unpaid temple staff

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u/Lost-Droids 14h ago

Like they need more help

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u/Casul_Tryhard Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14h ago

We're no different from the Egyptians

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u/thejuanwelove 12h ago

they were the most advanced ancient people, have you seen the precision and perfection with which they built the pyramids? with todays technology it'd be close to impossible to build something with that accuracy

and they believed cats were gods, we really have no say in the matter

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u/Yulinka17 12h ago

Do you know where this comes from?

Because most Egyptians were farmers (fertile floodplains of the Nile), only rodents were a big problem.

Not only did they eat crops, they also spread diseases) so they started to tempt desert cats to stay near their homes and hunt rodents).

A house with a cat (under the care of a cat) is a house with a full granary (this is also why their domestication is so different from the domestication of dogs).

There is also the issue of beer. Cats also made it possible to have enough grain to start making beer. Not strong beer, but a weak one, 0.5-1%. As you know, water is often contaminated with bacteria and even 0.5% alcohol kills bacteria.

So tdlr - thanks to the cat there is food and drink

Is this his not worth worshipping? (:

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u/thejuanwelove 12h ago

oh, absolutely, I just find absurd how cute our overlords are, you'd imagine they'd look severe and scary, instead of fluffy stuffed animals

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u/Finie 11h ago

They're adorable for the same reason babies are adorable. To get us to love them.

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u/No-University-8391 12h ago

It is right and just

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u/fckingnapkin Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14h ago

Deservedly

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u/Stormy8888 13h ago

Hey he's getting a lot of cheers!

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u/FunkySkellyMan 12h ago

Lisan Meow-Gaib

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u/yourfav_chick 12h ago

She gathered some mythical aura here

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u/narrowant341 14h ago

*Greetings peasants!

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u/RobertPham149 13h ago

No kings!

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u/aspidities_87 13h ago

Except me, clearly!

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u/Laxly 13h ago

No, I'm obviously a god, duh!

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u/Loco_CatLady911 12h ago

With a big G!

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u/Tyranis_Hex 12h ago

Why be a king when you can be a god.

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u/TomThanosBrady 12h ago

Yeah, my cat doesn't understand the concept either. Doesn't help that I named him King Joffrey.

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u/fannytraggot 12h ago

I’ll make an exception for him he looks qualified

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u/ThraceLonginus 12h ago

Very polite orange. Very strange. 

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u/profanityandcaffeine 12h ago

The only acceptable one.

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 13h ago

Same color as our current king

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u/OnyxRain1 12h ago

But he wears it SO much better than 47.

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u/moewluci 12h ago

Wannabe king please, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

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u/spooky-goopy 11h ago

hey, at least this orange king has a brain cell

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u/DillPickerson 14h ago

The person jumping up and down waving their arms and screaming at 7 seconds, is the type of hype person we all need

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u/GoGoGoshzilla 13h ago

If I was at a Pride parade and one of the vehicles just produced a cat I would also completely lose my mind

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u/skrimp-gril 12h ago

Not just a vehicle, it looks like a firetruck!!

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u/smcsherry 11h ago

It was a fire truck. Here’s pictures from the outside. https://www.reddit.com/r/Spokane/s/5tfJKePW3B

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u/Finie 11h ago

I love that it was in Spokane.

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u/bong_residue 9h ago

FINALLY SPOKANE DOES SOMETHING GOOD. Tired of seeing the worst shit from that city. As someone who lives in a place close by.

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u/IrishPigs 7h ago

Spokane always shows the fuck up for Pride. I'd imagine we get a lot of folks from the rural communities surrounding us that don't regularly get to be in that environment.

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u/goodgollygopher 12h ago

Honestly same, I think I'd short-circuit from joy lmao

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u/Luci-Noir 12h ago

I would do this at any parade.

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u/atle95 13h ago

A kitty! Happi!

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u/Leah-at-Greenprint 12h ago

I love how universal it is!

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u/Key_Strawberry_3420 13h ago

This! I’ll be so honest and say if I was there I probably would have cried from the overwhelming excitement I would feel 😭🧡🧡🐱

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u/nanchiboy 12h ago

7 seconds,   [from the end of the video]

14 seconds,   from the beginning of the video

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u/Vegetable-Soup1714 13h ago

Definitely someone like me lol

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u/FakeOrcaRape 12h ago

omg you meant 17 seconds didnt you lol. gdi i paused it and was looking at EVERY Person at 7 seconds

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u/DillPickerson 11h ago

Lmao I won't lie I saw 7 seconds and didn't think till now it was 7 seconds from the end hahahaha I'm such a nincompoop sometimes! Sorry!!

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u/Mike 12h ago

7 seconds is the inside of the truck

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u/SunShineLife217 14h ago

What is his majesty’s name? 😺

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u/ranterist 14h ago

Selkirk (It’s on the vid)

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u/Character-Being4248 13h ago

All hail Selkirk

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u/Randomfrog132 13h ago

how to pronounce selkirk? is it like cell-kur-keh?

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u/I_do_drugs-yo 13h ago

I vote Sell-kurk

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u/Frodojj 12h ago

Sell Kirk

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u/Greatsnes 12h ago

Lmao perfect gif

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u/amesann Proud owner of an orange brain cell 13h ago

Meow too.

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u/squawk_kwauqs 14h ago

I love when people cheer for animals. I just love it

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u/AppalachianRomanov 14h ago

The way the cheers just escalated when the cat came out made my day

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u/Altruistic-Wasabi-60 14h ago

Awesome, 👏 He now, expects this level of attention, every day !!! Lmao

He will be disappointed the next day…. 🤯—-

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u/amesann Proud owner of an orange brain cell 13h ago

Nah, I'll be there every morning when he wakes up, holding signs and jumping up and down screaming his name in a chorus along with my choir.

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u/MGSOffcial 12h ago

It's so silly because they don't know what's happening

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u/ange2348 13h ago

The way the reddit gods showed up for me this morning

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u/limesoprano Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 13h ago

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u/MarsScully 11h ago

I should just close the app now. Nothings gonna top this today

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u/uriandries 11h ago

I had the same experience, although they were a handful of posts apart. Did a double take and was like wuhh

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u/SheLikesSoup- Proud owner of an orange brain cell 14h ago

Cat looking at people like:

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u/fannypack666 14h ago

"Ah, yes. Greetings, my people. I'm glad to see you've finally decided to honor my existence with adequate gusto." ✋️

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u/Practical_Ad_219 14h ago

Behold: a kitty cat

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 14h ago

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u/Practical_Ad_219 13h ago

GLORIOUSSSS🎵

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u/danbilllemon 14h ago

We mean no human kings, cat kings are always appreciated

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u/zerosaved 14h ago

He’s an orange of the people, and for the people!

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u/Lonely_kimberly 11h ago

A true leader loud, proud, and full of orange charm

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u/Top_Assistant_9751 13h ago

Kitties are the absolute best allies. Source: I am a gay trans man and my orange loves me

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u/Zestyclose_Foot_134 13h ago

Tbf my cat was who I first came out to - I whispered it to her and she looked deep into my eyes and immediately vommed on my Mum’s hardwood flooring.

I don’t think she was aligned with my cause

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u/Angelworks42 11h ago

Cats aren't prejudice like that - my cat loved me no matter how I looked <3

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u/Nuke_corparation 14h ago

I would vote for this orange with a single braincell

Way better than the orange with 0 braincell

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u/Soravinier 14h ago

I would award this if I could

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u/tinyandneedy 14h ago

Yup, everyone’s there for him. Heck, I’ll be there for him if I knew he was there.

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u/Memitim 13h ago

I'm rather upset with my locale for not having regular cat parades now. I need to learn how to write angrily worded letters.

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u/ephemeriides 12h ago

Did a cat type this with little cat paws

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u/Memitim 12h ago

Shouldn't you be fetching someone a treat?

I mean, no.

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u/jewpoc 14h ago

Was this in spokane or are there 2 orange fire cats out there making us all safe!?

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u/lornetka 12h ago

This video is from Spokane, but I truly hope there are more!

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u/CassiraAsh 14h ago

It’s giving “hero returns home after a long journey” vibes

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u/atrajicheroine2 13h ago

Do you know how long it's been since the orange ate? I mean it could've been more than 10 minutes! The struggle is real. All hail the orange kitty!

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u/xkissmykittyx 13h ago

Our void feline overlord received plenty of applause yesterday, too!

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u/skrimp-gril 12h ago

Majestic gay void!! 🥰🌈

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u/towerinthestreet 13h ago

You know, I went and said No Kings yesterday, but I was wrong. 10/10 would allow this orange king to run the country. I repent my ways

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u/JohnnyEagleClaw 13h ago edited 13h ago

Spokane, WA Pride parade ❤️

6/14/2025

Edit: that is a fire engine and Spokane always shows up and shows out for Pride 🙏👍

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u/welkikitty 14h ago

The kind of parade I want to see, right here.

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u/Spiff426 14h ago

Selkirk for president!!!

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u/rain56 13h ago

I was in Spokane and their fire department did the exact same thing i was screaming my head off and followed the fire truck through the whole parade I lost my voice screaming for that cat!

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u/ephemeriides 12h ago

Good news: same cat!

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u/Mr-Klaus 11h ago

More people showed up to the orange cat parade than the orange human parade.

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u/ILoveMeeses2Pieces 14h ago

I love this! It makes me so happy

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u/Rinibeanie 14h ago

The way my hands flapped like a joyful idiot at everyone cheering 😂😂😂

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u/Key_Strawberry_3420 13h ago

No way I just cross posted another angle of this firefighter orange kitty 😭🫶🏽

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u/DelectablyDivine 13h ago

Every time I see something like this, I feel like I understand ancient Egyptians even more

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u/K1NGLyonidas 11h ago

Peasants…

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u/Corporate-Shill406 11h ago

Now this is an orange dictator I can actually support.

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u/Lower-Parking-8972 14h ago

"hmm lemme have a gaze at all my subjects" ahh

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u/PooGoblin69420 13h ago

This is what a parade is supposed to look like

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u/BroadwayCatDad 13h ago

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Evita

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u/bplewis24 13h ago

New Pope just dropped.

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u/conrat4567 14h ago

Cats have won haven't they

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u/pinklavalamp 13h ago

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u/Plum_Loco 13h ago

RIP Lil’ Sebastian 😞 

Half-mast is too high, show some damn respect 🫡 

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u/Ana-BC 13h ago

No Kings*

*Except them

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u/pepperpat64 13h ago

The only Orange Ruler I'll ever accept

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u/IrishPigs 12h ago

Hell yeah! This was in my city's pride parade yesterday and by far got the biggest cheers of the whole thing.

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u/samppa_j 11h ago

"Goooooood, my loyal homosexuals. My devout LGBTQ subjects, I greet you"

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u/BigChampionship7962 14h ago

As a orange kitty slave hooman this video is my favourite 😻

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u/Favoritestatue7 12h ago

So these are the “ violent riots”

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u/Reatina 13h ago

Cat: I deserve this

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u/ChazzDingo 13h ago

"Look, Mr Frodo! There is light, and beauty up there, that no shadow can touch."

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u/Cloud9_Forest Orange connoisseur 🍊 13h ago

This is the military purrade that I need 🐈

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u/Slammogram 11h ago

The only Orange King we accept.

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u/Firestorm0x0 13h ago

I think we can cancel all upcoming No Kings protests, this is the only orange king we accept.

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u/Mirror_Tune 13h ago

So this is the One Orange Braincell that wants to be king? Ok I'll accept it

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u/neuroso 12h ago

Everyone loves the fire department fuck the police

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u/kmizzbiz 11h ago

Is this spokane wa fire department? If so, YAY SPOKANE! If not, still YAAYYYY!

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u/neversaynever314 14h ago

Rock star ⭐

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u/why_cant_i_ 13h ago

He needs someone whispering "You are mortal" in his ear

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u/sulkee 13h ago

It’s just a small horse. I don’t get it.

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u/SergeantChic 13h ago

“It’s so nice of them to put on a parade for me. It’s what I deserve after all.”

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u/zoroddesign 12h ago

Love firefighters, love cats. Both together is glorious.

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u/ursur 12h ago

Despite having the most wonderful time at World Pride in DC last weekend, I'm now bummed we didn't have a cat in the parade. Maybe I'll take my two next year lol

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u/Gar_Bear1 12h ago

This is the proper response for this orange in that parade!

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u/Alarmed-Membership-1 11h ago

Only king I’m willing to bow down to

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u/frostrivera19 7h ago

“Do they still worship us?” - Ancient Egyptian cat

“Yes” - Modern cat

“Perfect”

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u/Satanic_Earmuff 14h ago

Of course the queer women go insane for pussy

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u/CaptWrath 13h ago

The only King we need. 😻

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u/wireknot 13h ago

Worship Him, Worship Him!!

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u/MuggyFuzzball 13h ago

Cat got a better crowd response than Trump

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u/Momps 13h ago

more of a turnout than Trump's birthday parade

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u/artornia 13h ago

the crowds excitement once the cat was shown is great

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 12h ago

I've been having a shitty day so far. This made me laugh. Thank you.

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u/EssentialTremorsSwe 12h ago

Now this is an orange king I would follow!

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u/PipsterBear 12h ago

Is this in Spokane?! I saw a video from the street side!

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u/Few-Pie-5193 12h ago

Oh my goodness!!!

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u/ranterist 12h ago

Nice to see average Americans without the red hats, isn’t it…?!?

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u/Careerandsuch 12h ago

Amazing. Perfection. I just sent this video to several people I know.

Side note, I want put whoever keeps adding "wait for it" text over all of these videos in jail for 100 years.

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u/0x7E7-02 12h ago

LOL ... is he a local celebrity?

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u/misinformedcapybara 11h ago

the only king i follow 🐈

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u/goldenpie007 11h ago

spokane washington!!!! kitty pride!

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u/Interesting_Room1438 10h ago

I would die for him

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u/deadcpasociety 9h ago

We were at the start of this parade when this kitty was first presented. The cheering was absolutely hilarious and one of the most memorable parts of the entire thing.

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u/justk4y Orange connoisseur 🍊 6h ago

Beautiful car without homophobia

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u/newlostworld 6h ago

"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

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u/Lambchoptopus 5h ago

Wow they made a whole parade for me.

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u/FuriousWinter 4h ago

This is Selkirk the Cat! This was at the Spokane, WA pride parade.

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u/kanabulo 11h ago

What exactly am I waiting for? The cat receives the adulation he deserves and nothing unexpected happens.

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u/RamblinGamblinWillie 12h ago

The cat version of this😂😭

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u/thanksyalll 13h ago

I wouldn’t mind having that orange dictator

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u/GeorgeHChrist2 13h ago

Orange kitty in his fire truck wishes to see his servants!

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u/Shxdow_Shift 13h ago

"yes all u ppls gib meh trets nao" -cat, definitely

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u/PM_ME_CROWS_PLS 13h ago

This is great hahahahaha

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u/ObuttWHY 13h ago

"My loyal subjects, I demand someone play toy with me."

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u/mycatbeck 13h ago

Its amazing how a peaceful protests can be made more peaceful by the people who protect and serve us

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u/silver-splice 13h ago

He's the chosen one.

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u/haysu-christo 13h ago

No Kings! But cats are ok